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Allie
Queen of Pop

Allie wrote:

Have you ever gotten any fun questions or comments from a child?
Or maybe you did said something fun when you were younger?

That maybe is a bit weird or smart. Or even offensive.

Tell us!

Private
National star

XEINQ wrote:
A lot of kids thought I was a guy

Private
World famous

Rotte wrote:
I was sure that bc my mom was 38, she had to wear size 38 in clothes, so i got so confused when she didnt pick the right one.

Cryptic
Popstar

Cryptic wrote:
my mum and in general my relatives used to smacktalk people at home etc. and when I met the people later on in the store i'd be like "do u kno what my ma said about u ??" i would have hated to have me as a child lmao

Allie
Queen of Pop

Allie wrote:
I bathed with my dad when i was around 3-4 i think.
I asked him why he had poop in his hair. aka. penis.

Private
World famous

Aimz wrote:
my mother told my sister and I a story of when we allegedly opened the fridge when we were little and ended up dropping juice everywhere so when she found us, we were covered and sticky

idk if it's true but it's funny either way

Private
World famous

Mymble wrote:
Oh boy, here's where working in kindergarten really pays off

1st kid: " Can you draw a tartell?"
2nd kid: " Its called chanterelle, silly..:"
They were talking about tarantulas

me: "okay, count to ten and I'll hide"
them, confidently: " 5...3...8...9...2...10"
very cute

Two kids asked me if I could THROW them down a hill

One morning when I arrived, one kid ran towards me all happy so I was expecting a hug
Then she proceeded to rip off her pants and diaper to show me that she pooped... lovely start on my day!

Another kid asked both me and my collegue for more food, everytime one of us had to help another kid. So each one of us thought he ate a normal portion, when in fact he had eaten double.. We found out when he threw it all up... (He was fine, no worries)

One kid asked me to help her collect mud water in a bucket, so I did
Then she suddenly turned the bucket upside down and poured it ALL in her mouth/face
This is why kids need three changes of clothes available in kindergarten, gahhh

One kid named two toy cars "mommy car" and "daddy car", but another kid came and stole the "mommy car" and buried it in sand... the first kid started screaming "you killed mommy" and crying
The way he said it just killed me

Honorable mention: all the kids that has thrown a tantrum when I tell them to NOT LICK THE FLOOR.... thanks

I realise that not all of these are comments/questions, but I mostly work with 0-2 year olds, and most of them cant talk yet haha
The tarantula one is from when I worked with 3-5y/o's tho

Also, I know I have more but I cant remember aaah
Alot happens during the day

Allie
Queen of Pop

Allie wrote:

Bamboo wrote:
Oh boy, here's where working in kindergarten really pays off

1st kid: " Can you draw a tartell?"
2nd kid: " Its called chanterelle, silly..:"
They were talking about tarantulas

me: "okay, count to ten and I'll hide"
them, confidently: " 5...3...8...9...2...10"
very cute

Two kids asked me if I could THROW them down a hill

One morning when I arrived, one kid ran towards me all happy so I was expecting a hug
Then she proceeded to rip off her pants and diaper to show me that she pooped... lovely start on my day!

Another kid asked both me and my collegue for more food, everytime one of us had to help another kid. So each one of us thought he ate a normal portion, when in fact he had eaten double.. We found out when he threw it all up... (He was fine, no worries)

One kid asked me to help her collect mud water in a bucket, so I did
Then she suddenly turned the bucket upside down and poured it ALL in her mouth/face
This is why kids need three changes of clothes available in kindergarten, gahhh

One kid named two toy cars "mommy car" and "daddy car", but another kid came and stole the "mommy car" and buried it in sand... the first kid started screaming "you killed mommy" and crying
The way he said it just killed me

Honorable mention: all the kids that has thrown a tantrum when I tell them to NOT LICK THE FLOOR.... thanks

I realise that not all of these are comments/questions, but I mostly work with 0-2 year olds, and most of them cant talk yet haha
The tarantula one is from when I worked with 3-5y/o's tho

Also, I know I have more but I cant remember aaah
Alot happens during the day

ah i love these so much ;_;

Private
Princess of Pop

Limited wrote:
ah no, i was so .. stupid as a child. i legit had no brain haha

off the topic; where is your hair from? do u mind to link it?

Buns
International star

Buns wrote:
My little nephew asked me why I had tiger stripes on my belly. :I

Allie
Queen of Pop

Allie wrote:

Limited wrote:
ah no, i was so .. stupid as a child. i legit had no brain haha

off the topic; where is your hair from? do u mind to link it?

Private
Princess of Pop

Limited wrote:

Lily wrote:

Limited wrote:
ah no, i was so .. stupid as a child. i legit had no brain haha

off the topic; where is your hair from? do u mind to link it?

ah thank u!

Private
World famous

Aimz wrote:

Bamboo wrote:
Oh boy, here's where working in kindergarten really pays off

1st kid: " Can you draw a tartell?"
2nd kid: " Its called chanterelle, silly..:"
They were talking about tarantulas

me: "okay, count to ten and I'll hide"
them, confidently: " 5...3...8...9...2...10"
very cute

Two kids asked me if I could THROW them down a hill

One morning when I arrived, one kid ran towards me all happy so I was expecting a hug
Then she proceeded to rip off her pants and diaper to show me that she pooped... lovely start on my day!

Another kid asked both me and my collegue for more food, everytime one of us had to help another kid. So each one of us thought he ate a normal portion, when in fact he had eaten double.. We found out when he threw it all up... (He was fine, no worries)

One kid asked me to help her collect mud water in a bucket, so I did
Then she suddenly turned the bucket upside down and poured it ALL in her mouth/face
This is why kids need three changes of clothes available in kindergarten, gahhh

One kid named two toy cars "mommy car" and "daddy car", but another kid came and stole the "mommy car" and buried it in sand... the first kid started screaming "you killed mommy" and crying
The way he said it just killed me

Honorable mention: all the kids that has thrown a tantrum when I tell them to NOT LICK THE FLOOR.... thanks

I realise that not all of these are comments/questions, but I mostly work with 0-2 year olds, and most of them cant talk yet haha
The tarantula one is from when I worked with 3-5y/o's tho

Also, I know I have more but I cant remember aaah
Alot happens during the day

the one that poured the mud over her face.. I just..

Private
Youtube star

Limbs wrote:
my little brother (6yo at the time) asked me "when you die can i play minecraft on your computer?"

Private
World famous

Mymble wrote:

Aimz wrote:

Bamboo wrote:
Oh boy, here's where working in kindergarten really pays off

1st kid: " Can you draw a tartell?"
2nd kid: " Its called chanterelle, silly..:"
They were talking about tarantulas

me: "okay, count to ten and I'll hide"
them, confidently: " 5...3...8...9...2...10"
very cute

Two kids asked me if I could THROW them down a hill

One morning when I arrived, one kid ran towards me all happy so I was expecting a hug
Then she proceeded to rip off her pants and diaper to show me that she pooped... lovely start on my day!

Another kid asked both me and my collegue for more food, everytime one of us had to help another kid. So each one of us thought he ate a normal portion, when in fact he had eaten double.. We found out when he threw it all up... (He was fine, no worries)

One kid asked me to help her collect mud water in a bucket, so I did
Then she suddenly turned the bucket upside down and poured it ALL in her mouth/face
This is why kids need three changes of clothes available in kindergarten, gahhh

One kid named two toy cars "mommy car" and "daddy car", but another kid came and stole the "mommy car" and buried it in sand... the first kid started screaming "you killed mommy" and crying
The way he said it just killed me

Honorable mention: all the kids that has thrown a tantrum when I tell them to NOT LICK THE FLOOR.... thanks

I realise that not all of these are comments/questions, but I mostly work with 0-2 year olds, and most of them cant talk yet haha
The tarantula one is from when I worked with 3-5y/o's tho

Also, I know I have more but I cant remember aaah
Alot happens during the day

the one that poured the mud over her face.. I just..

I felt so defeated, haha
Had to change all her clothes (it got INSIDE her rain coat), wash the rain clothes off, wash her hair (and face), rinse her mouth and nose (yummy muddy boogers!), and explain to her parents why everything was muddy... Just because she felt the need to chug that shit down like a frat boy at college

Private
World famous

Aimz wrote:

Bamboo wrote:

Aimz wrote:

Bamboo wrote:
Oh boy, here's where working in kindergarten really pays off

1st kid: " Can you draw a tartell?"
2nd kid: " Its called chanterelle, silly..:"
They were talking about tarantulas

me: "okay, count to ten and I'll hide"
them, confidently: " 5...3...8...9...2...10"
very cute

Two kids asked me if I could THROW them down a hill

One morning when I arrived, one kid ran towards me all happy so I was expecting a hug
Then she proceeded to rip off her pants and diaper to show me that she pooped... lovely start on my day!

Another kid asked both me and my collegue for more food, everytime one of us had to help another kid. So each one of us thought he ate a normal portion, when in fact he had eaten double.. We found out when he threw it all up... (He was fine, no worries)

One kid asked me to help her collect mud water in a bucket, so I did
Then she suddenly turned the bucket upside down and poured it ALL in her mouth/face
This is why kids need three changes of clothes available in kindergarten, gahhh

One kid named two toy cars "mommy car" and "daddy car", but another kid came and stole the "mommy car" and buried it in sand... the first kid started screaming "you killed mommy" and crying
The way he said it just killed me

Honorable mention: all the kids that has thrown a tantrum when I tell them to NOT LICK THE FLOOR.... thanks

I realise that not all of these are comments/questions, but I mostly work with 0-2 year olds, and most of them cant talk yet haha
The tarantula one is from when I worked with 3-5y/o's tho

Also, I know I have more but I cant remember aaah
Alot happens during the day

the one that poured the mud over her face.. I just..

I felt so defeated, haha
Had to change all her clothes (it got INSIDE her rain coat), wash the rain clothes off, wash her hair (and face), rinse her mouth and nose (yummy muddy boogers!), and explain to her parents why everything was muddy... Just because she felt the need to chug that shit down like a frat boy at college

I feel for you because I wouldn't have the patience
Although kids can be "funny" and "magical" to have, stories like these turn me off lol
if I could skip ahead to moody teenager, it'd probably be better for me XD
Just want to let you know that last line is perfection and just had me cackling