Popunzel wrote:
I would share mine from present day but they are probably inappropriate so I'll tell one from primary school. Basically one day I was on playground duty in the infants playground and this kid came up to me and was like 'Help my friends got a nose in her tree.' And I was confused because I thought he had obviously said it the wrong way round. I thought he meant my friend has a tree in her nose, but that still didn't make sense. So I followed the boy into the environmental area and there was this girl standing and looking upset in front of a tree. She pointed upwards and there stuck on a branch in a tree was a fake nose from one of those Mr Potato toys. I still laugh at that story now. I think I did get the nose down but I can't remember.