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ET: 12 Days Of Christmas #4
LoveIsALaserquest
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LoveIsALaserquest wrote:
Today is all about Christmas laughter! All you have to do is post a Christmas joke and you will win a small prize! My favourite joke will also win an extra prize so pick your best joke. Good luck! To view more info, click here!
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Date: 17-12-2015 23:53 | Times changed: 3
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Ara wrote:
The four stages in life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You dress up as Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus :) 

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? RUDEolph.
Just one more, What's the best thing to put into a Christmas Cake? Your teeth crazy
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Date: 18-12-2015 00:04 | Times changed: 2
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Michiko wrote:
- What does the snowman eat for breakfast?
- Snow-flakes!
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Date: 18-12-2015 00:08
InAllRetrospect
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InAllRetrospect wrote:
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
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Date: 18-12-2015 00:19
LoveIsALaserquest
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LoveIsALaserquest wrote:
InAllRetrospect wrote:
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
Omg I love it xD 
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Date: 18-12-2015 00:28
Tonyx
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Tonyx wrote:
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
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Date: 18-12-2015 00:36
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Glade wrote:
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? "Get out of my face." sad

Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.

What do you call a wet animal? "A reindeer"

What do you call the wrapping paper leftover from opening presents? a christ-MESS





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the best joke i could come up with was when i think of you, i touch my elf... and yeah, so, have this lovely thing instead and enjoy that
Date: 18-12-2015 01:33 | Times changed: 4
TheWayfaringStranger
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TheWayfaringStranger wrote:
What does Santa like to do in the garden? Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!
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Date: 18-12-2015 02:32
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Date: 18-12-2015 03:04
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whorelogram wrote:
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
A lost clause.
What part of the body do you only see during Christmas?
mistletoe. 
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic. 
What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling?
Mistletoad. 
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish. 
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Date: 18-12-2015 03:34
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Karyna wrote:
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney every Christmas?
A: because it soot's him

Santa clause asked his wife, "what's making so much noise outside?"
His wife replied, "it's the rein, deer."
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Date: 18-12-2015 06:11
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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

They always drop their needles :--))
Date: 18-12-2015 07:53
CRFJ
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CRFJ wrote:
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.
Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don't exist.
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Date: 18-12-2015 15:08
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wrote:
Santa' does not like your mom the kid asks why and Santa 'says cuz you mom is a hoe hoe hoe
Date: 18-12-2015 15:13
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wrote:
what's a dinosaurs least favourite reindeer?
comet
(so bad it should be good)
Date: 18-12-2015 15:35
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