atencia wrote:
Ataraxia wrote:
i had woken up early, hoping to get a hold of some high quality turnips from the market. I know my old mother at home is about to fall out of her rocking chair from the excitment from the famous Eldham turnips, known for their many healing and antiaging properties (the lord knows she needs some of that). But as i make my way towards the market, i witness the most gruesome scene i have ever seen in my long lived life. shocked by what i just saw, and smelled, i stumble into the nearest saloon. it might be early in the morning, but i order a bottle of whisky, hoping to erase these images from my mind. I only wanted some turnips
you came to the wrong town at the wrong time to get your turnips, dear