taeyongnator wrote: okay so for the past few years i have been observing both my mother's and sister's behaviour... and i've concluded that i have a very high chance of ending up clinically insane in the next few years.
i know okay it's all shits and giggles "hahahah mada is sooo weird she likes yaoi and reads fanfiction and talks about schlong" but this is fucking serious u guys.
i have so many behaviours that i find myself questioning already and i think if i keep this up for like 4-5 more years i'll be permanently cooked... so guys, i'm retiring from being Mada. this means
- no more squid game gooning - no more gooning period i'm going the christian route - no more kpop (i'm gonna get into sabrina carpenter and garcie abrahams or whatever her name is) - no more twitter (ultimate insanity) - no more Amberlynn Reid (i'm actually tired of gay men laughing at a morbidly obese mentally ill woman online) - no more reading fanfiction period - no more tarot cards (i don't want to have spiritual psychosis and permanently be in it in my 30s) - no more liking men (i'm choosing the celibate asexual aromantic lifestyle) - no more roblox or disney (i'm an adult so i shouldn't do childlike things) - no more friendship with joob (i should only be friends with people my age, otherwise it's weird and not normal)
what other things should i stop doing.
anyway goodbye taeyong i love you.. but i don't because i'm normal now