Deja wrote:
Ok sooo i was at my moms house and i opened a can of tomato juice and i washed my hair in it and then whipped my hair and the walls turned red and then i took raw pasta noodles and ate them and then i put boiling water in my mouth and i threw up goddesses on the wall and goddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddesgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddessgoddess goddesss goddess
ok so thennnnnn i put mascara on my lips and i dipped mascara in sauce and then i made mascara pasta with lipstick cake and then i twerked soooo hard a million shits came out and then I ate 30 poopdollars and opened my legs and it smelled like fish so i took a fishing rod and a fish covered in shit came out so i ate it and then i ate a rat skeleton and i threw it up and a baby came out so i named him miranda and then he lost his legs and found them and ate them and then he got a baby daddy because he became pregnant.
and then he slayed a dragon