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whydoiexist wrote:
devilcake wrote:
whydoiexist wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Well yes that is part of him so his penis is hard
always? that doesnt seem very comfortable 
That’s the curse of being a vampire
actually ive been thinking about that a lot

how do vampires get hard 
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devilcake wrote:
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after openin genshin nd leavin it open in background for 2 hours, it is finally time to play
Me this morning with balls gay except I didn’t play
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Maxwell wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Imagine boinking twilight vampire…. Wiener is like an icy rock 
I imagine it is like those glass dildos
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Teabag wrote:
whydoiexist wrote:
devilcake wrote:
whydoiexist wrote:
always? that doesnt seem very comfortable 
That’s the curse of being a vampire
actually ive been thinking about that a lot

how do vampires get hard 
Thats why they suck blood. To have some extra to go down to peepee
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Maxwell wrote:
whydoiexist wrote:
devilcake wrote:
whydoiexist wrote:
always? that doesnt seem very comfortable 
That’s the curse of being a vampire
actually ive been thinking about that a lot

how do vampires get hard 
u must think abt this less 
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Date: 30-03-2024 22:19
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whydoiexist wrote:
Maxwell wrote:
whydoiexist wrote:
devilcake wrote:
That’s the curse of being a vampire
actually ive been thinking about that a lot

how do vampires get hard 
u must think abt this less 
i dont think so 
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ouch wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Imagine boinking twilight vampire…. Wiener is like an icy rock 
Would be better if it was icy and normal texture 
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devilcake wrote:
whydoiexist wrote:
devilcake wrote:
whydoiexist wrote:
always? that doesnt seem very comfortable 
That’s the curse of being a vampire
actually ive been thinking about that a lot

how do vampires get hard 
This is one of twilights funniest plot holes because only male vampires are fertile for some reason (the reason being smeyer is a Mormon and she does not believe women have value unless they can have a baby therefore Bella needed a baby) but this implies that their sperm is both alive and not venomous 
as for getting hard I would assume that they would have to drink bluud before boinking but idk how it gets there without the heart pumping it maybe they just don’t need to get human hard because their bodies are already hard but then how would vampire on vampire sex work…. Twilight universe is very confusing
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devilcake wrote:
Maxwell wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Imagine boinking twilight vampire…. Wiener is like an icy rock 
I imagine it is like those glass dildos
Sparkly glass dildo!
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Date: 30-03-2024 22:21
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ouch wrote:
devilcake wrote:
whydoiexist wrote:
devilcake wrote:
That’s the curse of being a vampire
actually ive been thinking about that a lot

how do vampires get hard 
This is one of twilights funniest plot holes because only male vampires are fertile for some reason (the reason being smeyer is a Mormon and she does not believe women have value unless they can have a baby therefore Bella needed a baby) but this implies that their sperm is both alive and not venomous 
as for getting hard I would assume that they would have to drink bluud before boinking but idk how it gets there without the heart pumping it maybe they just don’t need to get human hard because their bodies are already hard but then how would vampire on vampire sex work…. Twilight universe is very confusing
They get penis implant thing that u press on the balls n it gets hard
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devilcake wrote:
ouch wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Imagine boinking twilight vampire…. Wiener is like an icy rock 
Would be better if it was icy and normal texture 
With the vampires like texture I’m always so confused cos they have skin texture but is rock hard like soft rock my brain can’t grasp it
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Maxwell wrote:
I feel like this one was so obscure that it wud b fine to post this is more like a lil dolphin art piece idk y u wud get this to
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whydoiexist wrote:
devilcake wrote:
whydoiexist wrote:
devilcake wrote:
That’s the curse of being a vampire
actually ive been thinking about that a lot

how do vampires get hard 
This is one of twilights funniest plot holes because only male vampires are fertile for some reason (the reason being smeyer is a Mormon and she does not believe women have value unless they can have a baby therefore Bella needed a baby) but this implies that their sperm is both alive and not venomous 
as for getting hard I would assume that they would have to drink bluud before boinking but idk how it gets there without the heart pumping it maybe they just don’t need to get human hard because their bodies are already hard but then how would vampire on vampire sex work…. Twilight universe is very confusing
interesting
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Date: 30-03-2024 22:23
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devilcake wrote:
ouch wrote:
devilcake wrote:
whydoiexist wrote:
actually ive been thinking about that a lot

how do vampires get hard 
This is one of twilights funniest plot holes because only male vampires are fertile for some reason (the reason being smeyer is a Mormon and she does not believe women have value unless they can have a baby therefore Bella needed a baby) but this implies that their sperm is both alive and not venomous 
as for getting hard I would assume that they would have to drink bluud before boinking but idk how it gets there without the heart pumping it maybe they just don’t need to get human hard because their bodies are already hard but then how would vampire on vampire sex work…. Twilight universe is very confusing
They get penis implant thing that u press on the balls n it gets hard
I had to sit thru a lecture about this recently
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whydoiexist wrote:
Maxwell wrote:
I feel like this one was so obscure that it wud b fine to post this is more like a lil dolphin art piece idk y u wud get this to

x
???? thats a dildo??
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