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lain wrote:
YES IT WAS!!!!!!!!! I wanna watch it again but cinema tickets are so expensive 

Suchomimus wrote:
that's so nice of u!! 🥺 can we see? 

Maxwell wrote:
Wild dream

I met this guy nd he was rlly fun nd likeable but skip forward apparently he knocks out women nd kill them w NUCLEAR POWER ASDF (extreme overkill but ok) It was like putting them in some liquid that made them melt immediately, very serious!

But he showed me this bcus he was so sure I wudnt tell the police nd I got terrified abt telling them bcus he wudve hurt me so I pretend I do not c

Skip forward nd this girl starts hangin out w us nd we become rlly good friends nd when me n her r alone she is like "ahah do u think ur friend likes me I kinda like him nd it seems like he's into me"

Nd I was like oh good lord he is gonna kill her-
So I told her like he prob doesnt like u u r just imagining things, to try nd get her away from him
But then she only got MORE PISSED nd locked ME out

So I was like ohmgg I have to go over there I need to explain what is happening, so I go to her house, nd he's there!! AND he's gotten a buddy now who also brought a date??? So I was like pls forgive me, let me in, nd in dream world ofc thay worked lmaO

So we r having dinner nd I can hear the new guy talkin abt wanting to kill ME nd my friend was like "nah just kill the girl u came w" nd I was like omg they r gonna make a double kill tonite I cant let that happen this has gone too far

So I excuse myself to the toilet nd then RUUUN tryin to find police!! Which I find at my old job ofc cus y not. Nd I had to go to my locker nd get evidence they r killers bcus police didnt wanna do anythinf I was like "THEY R GONNA KILL EM W ATOMIC BOMBS" nd the police was like fuck what did u smoke,,

But then I get tiny piece if evidence from my locker nd we run over there, wildest police driving Ive ever seen he crashed inti multiple houses

Then we get there nd they r abt to kill w BOMBSSS WHICH R NUCLEAR BOMBS IR SOME SHIT

Nd Im like omg we were too late, they r gonna die bcus I kept his secret

So I heroically jump in nd grab the bomb nd shield them from it so only me nd the bad guys die

I cudnt survive smh

Then I got like a "2 years later" kinda thing it was my friends STILL CLEANIN up after the bomb I asdfg- nd they found lil cute memories like my wallet nd they were like aw :3

Nd then I woke up drenched in sweat cus I jad fallen asleep w all my clothes under the duvet

devilcake wrote:
uve watched toomuch dexter

nobodyfamous wrote:
Neighbors dog just had puppies and I think i am going to scream. If even one of them gets into my yard and attacks my dog im calling the pound to pick them up.

nobodyfamous wrote:
Neighbors dog just had puppies and I think i am going to scream. If even one of them gets into my yard and attacks my dog im calling the pound to pick them up.

kruspersille wrote:
are there any irish vpers

kruspersille wrote:
are there any irish vpers

whydoiexist wrote:
are you trying to find gingers to shoot

kruspersille wrote:
i laughed LOUDLY