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Snusmumrikken wrote:
i love it @mikkelrev 

Limited wrote:
i have a program, ye ^^

mikkelrev wrote:
thank u pls support my patreon

Snusmumrikken wrote:
That's not the same as being hired, it could be like small jobs like oh I'll do this if you pay me. Like, if Parrot was hired it's different, then we're talking something more permanently that just fixing errors - then it could be like oh yeah we're going to do some new major stuff like idk?? an app?? a new game?? removal of useless features (fuck the fucking body guard) etc 

mikkelrev wrote:
heres my accidental fanfic pls leave kudos ;(((

you have a house. u have a normal door lock, and you have child safety locks on the windows. the most basic of the basics. you are sitting in the living room reading a book. after a while you go to the bathroom and when you return, your bookshelf is missing. "fucking weird," you think to yourself. thats not supposed to happen. you go out onto the front lawn and look around. all your neighbours are also on their front lawns. they all have megaphones, a handful of books duct taped to their chests, some of them are tossing their books to other neighbours, and all of them screaming "SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING BOOKSHELF!"

in the middle of the road there is a safe, and on top of the safe is a person. "it was i," says the person, patting the safe tenderly. "and it was very easy."

the neighbourhood collectively calls the HOA screaming "SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING BOOKSHELF. FIX IT."

the HOA shows up, looks around, and puts the thief and the safe in an even bigger safe. "there, we fixed it," they say, leaving the safe in the middle of the road.

back at HOA HQ the HOA members sit down around their circle table. they are all the same person from different camera angles.

a sharp left angle says "we need to fix this! how do we stop the thievery and the breaking and entering?"

"i have an idea," says a soft right angle.

its the next day. you wake up agitated but not harmed. the sun is shining.

you make yourself some coffee, staring cautiously at your bookshelf the entire time. then you hear a scraping noise. someone slipped you a letter through the door. you open it. "DONT WORRY, WE FIXED IT <3" says the letter, in bold crayon choices.

you go out onto the lawn and realise four things in quick succession:

on your roof there is a big billboard. "WILL EAT WORMS FOR MONEY! also heres 5 dollaz for the billboard costs lol sowwi xoxo lil thief"

law enforcement has been officially banned in the neighbourhood.

more billboards are being mounted in the area.

and in the middle of the street sits the HOA, throwing money at the thief currently giving them lapdances

Fayy wrote:
It was more like
If you find more I'll pay you


But I do agree with that this could all have been done in much better ways. Though another thought would be that if it was done in a better way, would Kaj then have done something?
So this is basically an endless cycle of who did what wrong and what could have been done better. Which is pointless now. 

Mercredi wrote:
Why are people taking a hacker's side?? I dont get it

Snusmumrikken wrote:
Sometimes I wish I knew this shit so I too could make some money of this shit lmao I desperately need more money : (( 

Yeah, I totally agree with that. I have issues with both sides of this argument, it's all absurd and in an ideal world we wouldn't need to have this discussion at all : / 

GloriousBunbun wrote:
You should have charged more

Mercredi wrote:
Why is this topic still open tho, it is fake news