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ET: Tell a Joke!
EventTeam
Youtube star



EventTeam wrote:
August 16th is Tell-a-Joke Day! The Event Team would love to see all of your funny jokes!
Check out the rules and post your jokes below (:

Rules:
Do not edit your posts.
Jokes must be appropriate according to VP's guidelines.
Try to keep conversations to a minimum so that ET doesn't have to sort through several conversations to figure out where the jokes are.
The funniest jokers will receive a prize.
Have fun!

Prizes:
1st- 2000pd
2nd- 1000pd
3rd- 500pd
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Posts: 4013
Date: 16-08-2014 12:23
Popunzel
International star



Popunzel wrote:
Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil?....Never mind it's pointless.
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Posts: 8768
Date: 16-08-2014 12:47
TheWayfaringStranger
Queen of Queens



TheWayfaringStranger wrote:
Popunzel wrote:
Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil?....Never mind it's pointless.
Good one. :) 
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Posts: 31168
Date: 16-08-2014 12:57
Popunzel
International star



Popunzel wrote:
TheWayfaringStranger wrote:
Popunzel wrote:
Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil?....Never mind it's pointless.
Good one. <img src='/layout/nl/images/smileys/smile.png' alt=':)'> 
Thank you. Can we enter more than one joke?
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Posts: 8768
Date: 16-08-2014 12:58
Popunzel
International star



Popunzel wrote:
What did the bacon say to the tomato?
Lettuce be together.lollol
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Posts: 8768
Date: 16-08-2014 13:07
Ashley1996
Streetmusician



Ashley1996 wrote:
1. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a funguy

2.What do you call a giraffe that has no neck
Necklace

3.What do say to a person that doesn't own the cheese
Nacho cheese

4. "Hey" "Whatssup" "The sky duh!"
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Posts: 627
Date: 16-08-2014 13:09
Popunzel
International star



Popunzel wrote:
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
(Harry Potter joke now)
Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So you'll never know which side he's on!
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Posts: 8768
Date: 16-08-2014 13:10
Ashley1996
Streetmusician



Ashley1996 wrote:
1. Why did the guy dance in the sink
Because he was a tap dancer

2. Why do bees hum
Because they don't know the words

3. Why do dogs run in circles
Because they can't run in squares

4. Why did the hedgehog cross the road
Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts

5. What do you call a sunflower and a lion
A dandelion  
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Posts: 627
Date: 16-08-2014 13:14
Popunzel
International star



Popunzel wrote:
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there were no such things as chickens in those days

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because someone reported it to RSPCA

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken?
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Posts: 8768
Date: 16-08-2014 13:16
Ashley1996
Streetmusician



Ashley1996 wrote:
1. What do lawyers wear in courts?
Lawsuits

2. What is the most hardworking part of the eye?
The pupil 

3. How do you start a teddy bear race
Ready.Teddy.Go

4. Who won the race between the wool and the other wool?
The tied

5. What kind of jelly goes with ice-cream
Jelly-fish
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Posts: 627
Date: 16-08-2014 13:22
Popunzel
International star



Popunzel wrote:
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling very well.

Broccoli: I look like a tree
Walnut: I look like a brain
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella
Banana: Dude! Change the subject!
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Posts: 8768
Date: 16-08-2014 13:27
Private
Youtube star



samirasimi wrote:
3 friends meet at park.

1st friend : My wife watched 3 musketears and she wants 3 children.

2nd friend : My wife watched snow white and 7 dwarfts and she says she wants 7 children.

3rd friend : Guys I have to go..

First 2 friends: Why dude??..

3rd friend : Cuz when my wife watched 101 dalmations so she wants 101 children!
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Posts: 2410
Date: 16-08-2014 13:49
Cosmos
World famous



Cosmos wrote:
Arifa wrote:
A man walked into a bar and asked for some H20
his friend asked for some H20 too
His friend died the minute he drank it.
Haha good one, it's tricky but good nonetheless 
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Posts: 14426
Date: 16-08-2014 13:55
Ashley1996
Streetmusician



Ashley1996 wrote:
Cosmos wrote:
Arifa wrote:
A man walked into a bar and asked for some H20
his friend asked for some H20 too
His friend died the minute he drank it.
Haha good one, it's tricky but good nonetheless 
don't get it
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Posts: 627
Date: 16-08-2014 13:57
Cosmos
World famous



Cosmos wrote:
Ashley1996 wrote:
Cosmos wrote:
Arifa wrote:
A man walked into a bar and asked for some H20
his friend asked for some H20 too
His friend died the minute he drank it.
Haha good one, it's tricky but good nonetheless 
don't get it
His friend asked for H2O too so it's like saying he asked for H2O2
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Posts: 14426
Date: 16-08-2014 14:01
Ashley1996
Streetmusician



Ashley1996 wrote:
Cosmos wrote:
Ashley1996 wrote:
Cosmos wrote:
Haha good one, it's tricky but good nonetheless 
don't get it
His friend asked for H2O too so it's like saying he asked for H2O2
Oh now I get it
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Posts: 627
Date: 16-08-2014 14:36
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