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POProx
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POProx wrote:
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear
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Date: 16-08-2014 14:39
POProx
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POProx wrote:
Who is burried in grant's grave? Grant
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Date: 16-08-2014 14:40
POProx
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POProx wrote:
Eggs and bacon walk into a bar
They ask their waiter what they have
And he said Sorry we don't serve breakfast
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Date: 16-08-2014 14:42
POProx
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POProx wrote:
Felicity wrote:
What is Forrest Gump's password?

1forrest1

<img src='/layout/nl/images/smileys/lol.png' alt=':d'>
I don't get it
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Date: 16-08-2014 14:46
Popunzel
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Popunzel wrote:
Knock knock
who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
You just said it bwahahahahaha!
(That joke is now banned from our school)
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Date: 16-08-2014 15:03
Aisaenic
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Aisaenic wrote:
there was once 4 brothers, shut up, manners, trouble, and poop. The went biking. So trouble got lost, poop fell down, manners went to help him, and shut up went for police help.
police: what's your name?
shut up: shut up
police: r u looking for trouble?!?!?!?
shut up: why yes I am. Where is he?
police: look kid, where are your manners?
shut up: back there pickin up poop, :)
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Date: 16-08-2014 15:08
Emm132
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emm132 wrote:
why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?
because if it were 12 inches long, it would be a foot!
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Date: 16-08-2014 15:15
Ashley1996
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Ashley1996 wrote:
What do you call a donkey in China
Donkey Kong 
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Date: 16-08-2014 15:17
Nox
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Nox wrote:
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Date: 16-08-2014 15:34
Emm132
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emm132 wrote:
brother#1: lets pray its night time.
brothers#2&3: ok
brother#1: lord thank you for food.
brother#2:lord thank you for money.
brother#3: (screaming at top of lounges) lord PLEASE GIVE ME A XBOX A PS3 A WII U A 3DS
brothers#1&2: why are screaming gods not deaf.
brother#3: well grandma is.
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Date: 16-08-2014 15:35 | Times changed: 2
POProx
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POProx wrote:
emm132 wrote:
brother#1: lets pray its night time.
brothers#2&3: ok
brother#1: lord thank you for food.
brother#2:lord thank you for money.
brother#3: (screaming at top of lounges) lord PLEASE GIVE ME A XBOX A PS3 A WII U A 3DS
brothers#2&3: why are screaming gods not death.
brother#3: well grandma is.
I don't get it
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Date: 16-08-2014 15:39
Sunny
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Sunny wrote:
Friend 1 sees Friend 2 stare at her crush with dreamy eyes. 
Friend 1 says: You like him. 
Friend 2 stops staring and snaps: I do not! 
Friend 1 scoffs: Yeah sure, and the Nile isn't a river in Egypt. 

For those who don't get the joke: Denial? The Nile? 
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Date: 16-08-2014 15:43
Emm132
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emm132 wrote:
POProx wrote:
emm132 wrote:
brother#1: lets pray its night time.
brothers#2&3: ok
brother#1: lord thank you for food.
brother#2: lord thank you for money.
brother#3: (screaming at top of lounges) lord PLEASE GIVE ME A XBOX A PS3 A WII U A 3DS
brothers#1&2: why are screaming gods not deaf.
brother#3: well grandma is.
I don't get it
brother#3 screams at the top of his lounges while praying brother#1&2 ask why gods not deaf. broth#3 says well grandma is. sorry I messed up I hate typos
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Date: 16-08-2014 15:44
Sunny
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Sunny wrote:
Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg! 
A: The answer is simple, it DOZEN MATTER. 
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Date: 16-08-2014 15:47
Emm132
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emm132 wrote:
ok so theirs a rooster on a roof which way does the egg fall. (lol)
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Date: 16-08-2014 15:53
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