Aisaenic wrote: there was once 4 brothers, shut up, manners, trouble, and poop. The went biking. So trouble got lost, poop fell down, manners went to help him, and shut up went for police help. police: what's your name? shut up: shut up police: r u looking for trouble?!?!?!? shut up: why yes I am. Where is he? police: look kid, where are your manners? shut up: back there pickin up poop,
Nox wrote: A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
emm132 wrote: brother#1: lets pray its night time. brothers#2&3: ok brother#1: lord thank you for food. brother#2:lord thank you for money. brother#3: (screaming at top of lounges) lord PLEASE GIVE ME A XBOX A PS3 A WII U A 3DS brothers#1&2: why are screaming gods not deaf. brother#3: well grandma is.
emm132 wrote: brother#1: lets pray its night time. brothers#2&3: ok brother#1: lord thank you for food. brother#2:lord thank you for money. brother#3: (screaming at top of lounges) lord PLEASE GIVE ME A XBOX A PS3 A WII U A 3DS brothers#2&3: why are screaming gods not death. brother#3: well grandma is.
Sunny wrote: Friend 1 sees Friend 2 stare at her crush with dreamy eyes. Friend 1 says: You like him. Friend 2 stops staring and snaps: I do not! Friend 1 scoffs: Yeah sure, and the Nile isn't a river in Egypt.
For those who don't get the joke: Denial? The Nile?
emm132 wrote: brother#1: lets pray its night time. brothers#2&3: ok brother#1: lord thank you for food. brother#2: lord thank you for money. brother#3: (screaming at top of lounges) lord PLEASE GIVE ME A XBOX A PS3 A WII U A 3DS brothers#1&2: why are screaming gods not deaf. brother#3: well grandma is.
I don't get it
brother#3 screams at the top of his lounges while praying brother#1&2 ask why gods not deaf. broth#3 says well grandma is. sorry I messed up I hate typos