Starbomb wrote:
EventTeam wrote:
My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very Drunk and Pulsating. He should have a physique like Ryan Reynolds, a profile like Steve Buscemi, and the intelligence of a/an Platypus. He must be polite and must always remember to Bleed my Birth Control, to tip his Dad and to take my Butt when crossing the street. He should move Sensually, have a/an Blue voice, and should always dress Vigorously. I would also like him to be a/an Hairy dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper Disgusting nothings into my Earlobe and hold my Happy Vibration. I know a/an Hell is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Daddy ET.