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AnnaLolita
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AnnaLolita wrote:
(I think I've told someone this joke before but it makes me laugh lol)
How do you make an egg roll?
You push it.
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Date: 16-08-2014 16:31
AnnaLolita
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AnnaLolita wrote:
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
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Date: 16-08-2014 16:41
Emm132
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emm132 wrote:
knock knock
whos there
banana
banana who
knock knock
whos there
strawberry
strawberry who
knock knock
whos there
grape
grape who
knock knock
whos there
pair
pair who
knock knock
tomato
tomato who
knock knock
whos there
peach
peach who
knock knock
WHOS THERE
orange
ORANGE WHO
orange you glad I ran out of fruits!
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Date: 16-08-2014 17:13
Malaika2001
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malaika2001 wrote:
3 friends were lost in desert.
A geunie suddenly appears : 3 wishes bitches!
1st friend: I want to go home (Wish accepted)
2nd friend : Me too (Wish accepted)
3rd friend : I am alone i want my friend to be here! (Wish accepted)
lollol
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Date: 16-08-2014 17:30
Private
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CheerGirl wrote:
Why did the apple go to the sun?
Because a dinosaur's favorite color is purple! Duh! ;) 

Two friends are out in the woods hunting. Suddenly, one hunter falls over. The other hunter calls 911 and says "I think my friend is dead! What should I do?!" The operator then says, "First, make sure your friend is dead." The operator hears a very loud bang. The hunter then says, "Ok, now what?" (My friend irl told me this one, but she doesn't play this game!)

Someone stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that...
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Date: 16-08-2014 17:32
Private
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CheerGirl wrote:
In class: 1+1=2
For homework: 1+2+1=4
On an exam: Suzy has five apples, she eats three. Now calculate the mass of the sun.
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Date: 16-08-2014 17:34
Private
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CheerGirl wrote:
Student: Can you teach me the splits?
Cheer Coach: How flexible are you?
Student: I can't make Tuesdays
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Date: 16-08-2014 17:36
Aisaenic
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Aisaenic wrote:
Smart person: What's 2+2? Dumb person: (thinking) well, 2 sounds like U, and u is in middle of T and V, and tv is used for watching shows, but if there were 2 TVs, that would be really weird, since what is tht even- (says out loud) FOR!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Smart person: (glasses falls off) ur right! Dumb person: I knew it. (rolls eyes) At the courtesy of Ryan Higa ;)
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Date: 16-08-2014 17:41
Emm132
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emm132 wrote:
why do giraffes rule with long necks because they eat rulers!lollol
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Date: 16-08-2014 17:41
Aisaenic
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Aisaenic wrote:
A crook accidentally made a counterfeit $8 dollar bill instead of a $10 dollar bill (O.O don't ask me how) but he decided to try it out anyways. He went to a store, and handed the bill to the cashier. The cashier took one look at the bill, and gave the man two $4 dollar bills in change XD
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Date: 16-08-2014 17:44
Emm132
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emm132 wrote:
what did the toilet say to the toy toy lets play
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Date: 16-08-2014 18:59
Kitten1
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Kitten1 wrote:
Wanna hear a joke about paper?  Nevermind...it's tearable.
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Date: 17-08-2014 00:39
POProx
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POProx wrote:
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bar tender says sorry we don't serve mushrooms
and the mushroom says why I'm a Fungi
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Date: 17-08-2014 14:21
POProx
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POProx wrote:
How much does a pirate pay for it's earring A buck-an-ear
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Date: 17-08-2014 14:23
Wolf
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Wolf wrote:
You mom so stupid
..
She bought tickets for Xbox live!

! (It's not about yours mothers) !
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Date: 17-08-2014 14:41
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