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But snus wrote about some complicated ass plant
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kruspersille wrote:
Snusmumrikken wrote:
Mamoo wrote:
hey guys what is that squirter for btw
you don't need it, it's a mister and it's to increase humidity. none of the plants that require high humidity is easy and it's better to stay away from them. allegedly, using those misters can potentially do more harm to plants than be helpful, they are more prone to bacteria and other fuckery if they're wet. 
yeah just get a humidifier instead if the air in the apartment is dry
yeah basically 
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Felixia wrote:
aloe vera for sure!
I think my aloe is dying because I’ve been rejecting it too much
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Misjel wrote:
But snus wrote about some complicated ass plant
no no, it's easy if you don't fuck it up, mine is just a general cunt. 
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Misjel wrote:
You should read this Blog look at me being a good bt member without the badge

ooo i love reading blogs, ill take a look
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Mamoo wrote:
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Idk most of my plants are allegedly toxic lmao.. 
Maybe the zz plant, I don't think it's dangerous for pets. 

What you perceive as easy depends, the zz plant can go a long time without watering, but if you are a huge fan of watering plants stay faaar away from them. I can literally not remember the last time I watered mine and it looks as fine as always. 

Monsteras are very forgiving plants, mine went 5 weeks without water and survived, it looked a bit sad for a while but now it's better than ever. And it's quite tolerant to being watered frequent, almost no plants like being watered too much #rootrot. Monsteras are also tolerant to different types of light, even low light.. allegedly. 
Philodendrons are also pretty easy, but idk if they are animal safe.

In all honesty, all my plants are very easy and nice beginner plants unless you're like yeah let me water these fuckers several times a week. 

Okay I will look into that, thank you for providing me with knowledge
i know very little about this as you might have noticed, but im moving into a stereotypical old, white apartment på løkka, and god it needs brightening up so i feel like plants would be a good way to go

and thanks for explaining what that squirt thing is
tb to when i lived at løkka the main thing i miss is mcdonald's lmao : ( 

monsteras are fairly cheap and literally everywhere so if you fuck it up once it's okay, i don't know how that's possible unless your pet literally eats it. but yeah, forgiving plant. 

stay away from calatheas some of them are bitches, literal bitches. it's like oh no i was dry for 2 seconds now i die. 
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Snusmumrikken wrote:
Misjel wrote:
But snus wrote about some complicated ass plant
no no, it's easy if you don't fuck it up, mine is just a general cunt. 
Hmmmm, bold of you to assume I wouldn’t fuck it up
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when people talk about toxic plants, do they mean for eating or just plant fumes idk
cause my cat has literal brain damage and is a bit dumb, so she'll definately try to nibble on some leaves
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Misjel wrote:
Snusmumrikken wrote:
Misjel wrote:
But snus wrote about some complicated ass plant
no no, it's easy if you don't fuck it up, mine is just a general cunt. 
Hmmmm, bold of you to assume I wouldn’t fuck it up
and it's toxic so yeah not the ideal plant for someone with a pet 
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Snusmumrikken wrote:
Misjel wrote:
Snusmumrikken wrote:
no no, it's easy if you don't fuck it up, mine is just a general cunt. 
Hmmmm, bold of you to assume I wouldn’t fuck it up
and it's toxic so yeah not the ideal plant for someone with a pet 
I have no plans of getting a pet so that’s okay

I’m getting a monstera someday, we don’t fuck with tropic snow
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Mamoo wrote:
when people talk about toxic plants, do they mean for eating or just plant fumes idk
cause my cat has literal brain damage and is a bit dumb, so she'll definately try to nibble on some leaves
stay away from dieffenbachias, they are toxic. very toxic. it will harm her if she nibble on the leaves, the sap (basically plant blood lmao) of dieffenbachias are toxic, to humans as well. 
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Mamoo wrote:
when people talk about toxic plants, do they mean for eating or just plant fumes idk
cause my cat has literal brain damage and is a bit dumb, so she'll definately try to nibble on some leaves
Nibble and cat ded
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Snusmumrikken wrote:
Mamoo wrote:
Snusmumrikken wrote:
Idk most of my plants are allegedly toxic lmao.. 
Maybe the zz plant, I don't think it's dangerous for pets. 

What you perceive as easy depends, the zz plant can go a long time without watering, but if you are a huge fan of watering plants stay faaar away from them. I can literally not remember the last time I watered mine and it looks as fine as always. 

Monsteras are very forgiving plants, mine went 5 weeks without water and survived, it looked a bit sad for a while but now it's better than ever. And it's quite tolerant to being watered frequent, almost no plants like being watered too much #rootrot. Monsteras are also tolerant to different types of light, even low light.. allegedly. 
Philodendrons are also pretty easy, but idk if they are animal safe.

In all honesty, all my plants are very easy and nice beginner plants unless you're like yeah let me water these fuckers several times a week. 

Okay I will look into that, thank you for providing me with knowledge
i know very little about this as you might have noticed, but im moving into a stereotypical old, white apartment på løkka, and god it needs brightening up so i feel like plants would be a good way to go

and thanks for explaining what that squirt thing is
tb to when i lived at løkka the main thing i miss is mcdonald's lmao : ( 

monsteras are fairly cheap and literally everywhere so if you fuck it up once it's okay, i don't know how that's possible unless your pet literally eats it. but yeah, forgiving plant. 

stay away from calatheas some of them are bitches, literal bitches. it's like oh no i was dry for 2 seconds now i die. 

what you lived on løkka wow
løkka, torshov and gamlebyen is the only places i like in oslo
the apartment is on the corner of mcdonalds woooo

ill stay away from catherines, those bitches
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Misjel wrote:
Snusmumrikken wrote:
Misjel wrote:
Hmmmm, bold of you to assume I wouldn’t fuck it up
and it's toxic so yeah not the ideal plant for someone with a pet 
I have no plans of getting a pet so that’s okay

I’m getting a monstera someday, we don’t fuck with tropic snow
it's really pretty tho, breaks my heart i can't fit it in my living room, and the dieffenbachia maryanne (marianne?? i have no idea) is like i've decided to die and i don't bother dealing with it so i just watch it die. rip infection. fucking cunt. 
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Snusmumrikken wrote:
Mamoo wrote:
when people talk about toxic plants, do they mean for eating or just plant fumes idk
cause my cat has literal brain damage and is a bit dumb, so she'll definately try to nibble on some leaves
stay away from dieffenbachias, they are toxic. very toxic. it will harm her if she nibble on the leaves, the sap (basically plant blood lmao) of dieffenbachias are toxic, to humans as well. 

so i cant eat it either : (
okay but ill stay away from them then
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