BrainFilth wrote:Raquelle wrote:BrainFilth wrote:
I have one absolutely disgusting creepy neighbor, he has a sticker on his car that says "WHEN YOU DIE ARE YOU GOING TO HEAVEN OR HELL!?"
he wears a toupee and his wife is like, an ill holiness woman - you know, long hair, long denim skirt type (well, americans in the south know what I mean lol)
but one day he stopped me walking to my friends house and I thought i was just like, being greeted by a neighbor and he started asking how long I'd lived in the neighborhood and whether or not i was married and then got disgusting and tried to pay me to have sex with him and I just walked off.
Fast forward about a month, he loses control of his car, wrecks into the fire hydrant in my yard, flees the scene. Well, when you call the fire dept to fix a broken hydrant - they send the cops, and so karma got him in its own special way.
Omg What that’s
wild
and super scary
I was not home when all this happened
my redneck neighbor was fixing the dudes car and filled me all in, and I told him the dude was a pervert
so he backed the guys car up to my house so I could take a pic of his license plate and the paint on the bumper so I wouldn't have to answer for the damage to the hydrant lol
Ohh yea i see