Barbarella wrote:Barbarella wrote:Maxwell wrote:
I was in that big indoors waterpark thing in Germany back in 10th grade w my class, and some people and I just walked around. And I rlly don't kno what had gotten into me like this is not a thing I wud do? Ever? But I was so full ov energy and suddenly I see a big red button standing next to some trees and my brain immediately goes "it makes animal sounds.", so I ran over and pressed that sucker, expecting sweet bird twitterin, but instead was met w a screeching emergency alarm
Im never goin back Im convinced they hav a pic of me on the wall of criminals to never let in again
oh my god LOL
this reminds me of the time when I was a little kid, probably 8 or 9, and mom took me and my friend with her to the Verizon store, 2002/2003 when camera phones were juuuust becoming popular, and I was playing with the display phones, taking pictures, and they were attached to these cords and the cord snapped and set off all the alarms and the cell phone salesman came up to me, a little fucking kid, and goes "I will tell the police not to come if you get me a date with your mom"Ā
omg-