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wug wrote:
alexander the great
before we get into the biography of someone who unironically called himself 'the great', and ignoring the fact that generally people AGREE with that epithet, it should be stated that if you get this result you should NOT take it as a sign to invade persia or egypt or india or any other sovereign nation. the time for that has passed, and alexander the great did inherit macedonia before going on his conquest, which is the ancient equivalent of donald trump getting a small loan of a million dollars from his father to start up his business. is what he created impressive? objectively, yes. did he start from a position that most people would never reach in their lifetimes? also yes. also, this is not comparing either alexander the great or you to donald trump, i'm not a monster. although... alexander DID name a lot of cities after himself... much to consider. keep an eye on your ego, i guess? if you ever find yourself considering building a phallic skyscraper with your name plastered all over it... do not. anyway, now that the disclaimer is out of the way: alexander the great!! one of the very very very few people on this list who has their own horrible histories song!! that's a big fuckin deal!! you are an incredibly passionate and intense person, and feel very strongly about a lot of things. you're never one to sit on the sidelines; you always have an opinion and you'll share it, particularly if someone in your vicinity is Wrong. although in pretty much every other aspect of your life you're pretty much fearless, romance is your achilles heel - literally, as you slept with a copy of the iliad beneath your pillow and by all accounts shipped achilles and patroclus like a gay tween after first reading the song of achilles (ooh, self burn, those are rare). you fall hard and fast, and often became a Gay Mess when in the presence of your lover. the less said about your reaction to the death of said lover, the better. also, you're a power bottom.

Sylvan wrote:
lmao (sorry but I had to laugh this is so accurate)

wug wrote:
oof  

Maxwell wrote:
>:I

Your Result:freddie mercuryin a quiz where i am writing bios of 20 different gays throughout history, i am doing my very best not to overuse the term 'icon'. it's hard. it's very very hard. like, what else am i gonna call freddie mercury?? because the man was an ICON like freddie mercury, you stand out from the crowd, from your sparkly jumpsuit to your gorgeous voice and incredible facial hair. if you do not at this moment own a sparkly jumpsuit, please take this as a sign and purchase one. before freddie, nobody could do it, and now, thanks to freddie, anyone can. despite demanding the attention of everyone in the room, personally you're fairly shy, and also a cat person. aww. you've got frankly terrible luck when it comes to romance, but that isn't your fault; one day i know you're going to find somebody who loves and appreciates you for everything you are, if you haven't already. you're not great at staying on task, but you're even worse at making decisions. if you haven't changed your mind on something yet, it's just because you haven't thought about it enough. try and relax a little more, maybe pick up a quiet hobby that'll help you wind down after a long day at work. you've got this. i mean, of course you've got this. you're freddie mercury.