wrote:
I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat. (Bonus points cause it rhymes)
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
I wonder if I'll get in trouble for writing these