TarranttHightopp wrote: The guy on the left "I'm totally gonna have sex with him later lol"
"I may not have parents but I know enough to be a daddy tonight" i hate myself that was terrible omg
I CANNOT LIKE I LITERALLY LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN
I FEEL THAT ON A VISCERAL LEVEL BUT IT ALSO MADE ME LAUGH HARDER AND NOW I THINK MY SPLEEN IS BROKEN FROM LAUGHING (I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A SPLEEN IS BUT ITS BROKEN ISTFG RIP ME)
Maija wrote: Okay but I just snorted so loud that I'm almost positive my neighbours heard it and think they think there's a wild animal here like I'm highkey sure they thought that was a goose.
Maija wrote: Okay but I just snorted so loud that I'm almost positive my neighbours heard it and think they think there's a wild animal here like I'm highkey sure they thought that was a goose.
Aeipathy wrote: When the tears of your haters are too good to drink
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Maija wrote: Okay but I just snorted so loud that I'm almost positive my neighbours heard it and think they think there's a wild animal here like I'm highkey sure they thought that was a goose.
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wrote: My sister's always doing excersizing routines and I'm just like