Miguel wrote:Miguel wrote:
just tryin to be accurate... we have more insults that are funnier n less aggressive but yes if you want to be aggressive, you have to shit on someones dead relatives
- "tienes las suficientes neuronas para no cagarte encima" = "you have enough neurons to not shit yourself"
- "me voy a hacer una escalera con los huesos de tus muertos para subirme a los cuernos de tu padre" (this one is aggressive) = "ill make myself a stairs with the bones of your dead (relatives) to climb up your dad's horns (horns in this context is a reference to someone being cheated on; we say "cornudo" for example)
- "tienes menos luces que la lancha de un narco" = "you have less lights than a narco's boat" (it basically means you are stupid)
- "tienes dos neuronas y se están peleando por el tercer puesto" = "you have two neurons and they're fighting for third place"
- "eres mas feo que pegarle a un padre con un calcetín sudao en la boca el día de su cena favorita" = "you're uglier than to hit a father in the mouth with a sweaty sock in the day of his favorite dinner" (ok ??)
- "tienes el futuro más negro que el sobaco de un grillo" = "you have a darker future than a cricket's armpit"
- "eres más feo que el aborto de un mejillón" = "you're uglier than the the abortion of a mussel"
we are interesting
yall spend so much time saying such long insults... i like the commitment,,, althoig spanish is usually pretty fast spoken so kindam akes sense
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