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Teabag wrote:
Maxolotl wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Maxolotl wrote:
It's because he's normal unlike the rest that are completely unhinged. Like the rest of them are like mental asylum patients who are completely irrational in every single moment. 
It's like ah this bleak twat is looking weirdly at me he's probably a vampire and I want him to fucking RAM ME LADS
Thanks for being the first person here who truly gets it
It's honestly fucked up like if you think about it the books are truly not aimed at teens at all it's just fucking grim 
And midnight sun is like Edward going for 700 pages like must stay virgin because I'd literally fuck her to death and i'm emo about it 
You my green eyed friend gotta stop being so naturally funny speaking facts-
I cant fucking explain to mother why im laughing by myself in a corner 
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wug wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Maxolotl wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Thanks for being the first person here who truly gets it
It's honestly fucked up like if you think about it the books are truly not aimed at teens at all it's just fucking grim 
And midnight sun is like Edward going for 700 pages like must stay virgin because I'd literally fuck her to death and i'm emo about it 
Twilight only makes sense if you read it with stephenie being super Mormon in mind tbf, but even with that it’s very unhinged like she did not need to write it the way she did
It's simp soft porn, the entire series. It's just honestly wild
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Date: 15-03-2022 21:19
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devilcake wrote:
Maxolotl wrote:
devilcake wrote:
I want to be his 20 years younger arm candy and bond with Bella as her new step dad that she doesn’t like first because I’m too young but the I give her good life advice about college and save her from Edward and then I fuck her dad
She quite honestly needed someone who would've managed to talk some sense into her because Charlie is a bit too much of a doormat to be able to do so himself
Yeah, and Renee is like part mom tm, she needed a solid parental figure in her life in general just like a cool uncle or something, I love Charlie I think he did his best and all but he needed som guidance (Tho in his defense how do you prepare for your daughter being indoctrinated into a vampire cult)
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wug wrote:
Teabag wrote:
Maxolotl wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Thanks for being the first person here who truly gets it
It's honestly fucked up like if you think about it the books are truly not aimed at teens at all it's just fucking grim 
And midnight sun is like Edward going for 700 pages like must stay virgin because I'd literally fuck her to death and i'm emo about it 
You my green eyed friend gotta stop being so naturally funny speaking facts-
I cant fucking explain to mother why im laughing by myself in a corner 
lmao
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devilcake wrote:
Party*
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wug wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Maxolotl wrote:
devilcake wrote:
I want to be his 20 years younger arm candy and bond with Bella as her new step dad that she doesn’t like first because I’m too young but the I give her good life advice about college and save her from Edward and then I fuck her dad
She quite honestly needed someone who would've managed to talk some sense into her because Charlie is a bit too much of a doormat to be able to do so himself
Yeah, and Renee is like part mom tm, she needed a solid parental figure in her life in general just like a cool uncle or something, I love Charlie I think he did his best and all but he needed som guidance (Tho in his defense how do you prepare for your daughter being indoctrinated into a vampire cult)
Renee has the same energy as my best friend's mother and I do not mean it in a good way it's like you cannot act like a 13 y/o child without any sense of planning when you have a kid yourself be responsible and actually act like a parent. No wonder Bella is here trying to find something eternal and never changing, nothing in her life has ever been remotely stable so she's fundamentally damaged. And Edward has too much pent up sexual frustration to think clearly for more than 5 seconds. And when he thinks he's thinking clearly he's like god I'll fuck her to death so I'll have to kill myself so she can move on like bruh mate what the fuck
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Date: 15-03-2022 21:22
Teabag
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Teabag wrote:
I said stop being funny dude 
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Date: 15-03-2022 21:24
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Teabag wrote:
Every post! U be like a yes normal facts. 
And then you just go off the rails. I got tea in my nose u bitch
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Date: 15-03-2022 21:27
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wug wrote:
Teabag wrote:
Every post! U be like a yes normal facts. 
And then you just go off the rails. I got tea in my nose u bitch
Cannibalism innit 
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devilcake wrote:
Maxolotl wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Maxolotl wrote:
She quite honestly needed someone who would've managed to talk some sense into her because Charlie is a bit too much of a doormat to be able to do so himself
Yeah, and Renee is like part mom tm, she needed a solid parental figure in her life in general just like a cool uncle or something, I love Charlie I think he did his best and all but he needed som guidance (Tho in his defense how do you prepare for your daughter being indoctrinated into a vampire cult)
Renee has the same energy as my best friend's mother and I do not mean it in a good way it's like you cannot act like a 13 y/o child without any sense of planning when you have a kid yourself be responsible and actually act like a parent. No wonder Bella is here trying to find something eternal and never changing, nothing in her life has ever been remotely stable so she's fundamentally damaged. And Edward has too much pent up sexual frustration to think clearly for more than 5 seconds. And when he thinks he's thinking clearly he's like god I'll fuck her to death so I'll have to kill myself so she can move on like bruh mate what the fuck
Renee is my mom actually, not as bad but they have very similar vibes so I feel for Bella a lot lmao. Anyways I think Steph I accidentally wrote the funniest dynamic in romance history, also tragic on Bella’s part and all that but in general they’re like immovable object x unstoppable force except it’s Bella being horny and Edward thinking horny is a sin
 
also I think the reason he wanted to rip Bella apart in the beginning of midnight sun is because he didn’t fuck for like 100 years
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Date: 15-03-2022 21:29
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adamandeve wrote:
Maxolotl wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Maxolotl wrote:
She quite honestly needed someone who would've managed to talk some sense into her because Charlie is a bit too much of a doormat to be able to do so himself
Yeah, and Renee is like part mom tm, she needed a solid parental figure in her life in general just like a cool uncle or something, I love Charlie I think he did his best and all but he needed som guidance (Tho in his defense how do you prepare for your daughter being indoctrinated into a vampire cult)
Renee has the same energy as my best friend's mother and I do not mean it in a good way it's like you cannot act like a 13 y/o child without any sense of planning when you have a kid yourself be responsible and actually act like a parent. No wonder Bella is here trying to find something eternal and never changing, nothing in her life has ever been remotely stable so she's fundamentally damaged. And Edward has too much pent up sexual frustration to think clearly for more than 5 seconds. And when he thinks he's thinking clearly he's like god I'll fuck her to death so I'll have to kill myself so she can move on like bruh mate what the fuck
Everyone in the story is just troubled and horny for sure, it's weird to see how popular this is, maybe because the target audience is just as troubled and horny.
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Date: 15-03-2022 21:31
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wug wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Maxolotl wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Yeah, and Renee is like part mom tm, she needed a solid parental figure in her life in general just like a cool uncle or something, I love Charlie I think he did his best and all but he needed som guidance (Tho in his defense how do you prepare for your daughter being indoctrinated into a vampire cult)
Renee has the same energy as my best friend's mother and I do not mean it in a good way it's like you cannot act like a 13 y/o child without any sense of planning when you have a kid yourself be responsible and actually act like a parent. No wonder Bella is here trying to find something eternal and never changing, nothing in her life has ever been remotely stable so she's fundamentally damaged. And Edward has too much pent up sexual frustration to think clearly for more than 5 seconds. And when he thinks he's thinking clearly he's like god I'll fuck her to death so I'll have to kill myself so she can move on like bruh mate what the fuck
Renee is my mom actually, not as bad but they have very similar vibes so I feel for Bella a lot lmao. Anyways I think Steph I accidentally wrote the funniest dynamic in romance history, also tragic on Bella’s part and all that but in general they’re like immovable object x unstoppable force except it’s Bella being horny and Edward thinking horny is a sin
 
also I think the reason he wanted to rip Bella apart in the beginning of midnight sun is because he didn’t fuck for like 100 years
Oof that's kinda unfortunate but maybe you had another parent or family member that provided some stability unlike Bella. 
Honestly all the relationship dynamics in the book are fucked up. It's all beyond purely insane. But yeah, I agree 

Should've had a wank like jesus christ man 
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Date: 15-03-2022 21:32
Teabag
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Teabag wrote:
Maxolotl wrote:
Teabag wrote:
Every post! U be like a yes normal facts. 
And then you just go off the rails. I got tea in my nose u bitch
Cannibalism innit 
I dont chew on the bags ✋🙄 
Drinking tea is simply like squeezing out other fluids o ppl
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Date: 15-03-2022 21:32
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wug wrote:
Teabag wrote:
Maxolotl wrote:
Teabag wrote:
Every post! U be like a yes normal facts. 
And then you just go off the rails. I got tea in my nose u bitch
Cannibalism innit 
I dont chew on the bags ✋🙄 
Drinking tea is simply like squeezing out other fluids o ppl
Disgusting 
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wug wrote:
adamandeve wrote:
Maxolotl wrote:
devilcake wrote:
Yeah, and Renee is like part mom tm, she needed a solid parental figure in her life in general just like a cool uncle or something, I love Charlie I think he did his best and all but he needed som guidance (Tho in his defense how do you prepare for your daughter being indoctrinated into a vampire cult)
Renee has the same energy as my best friend's mother and I do not mean it in a good way it's like you cannot act like a 13 y/o child without any sense of planning when you have a kid yourself be responsible and actually act like a parent. No wonder Bella is here trying to find something eternal and never changing, nothing in her life has ever been remotely stable so she's fundamentally damaged. And Edward has too much pent up sexual frustration to think clearly for more than 5 seconds. And when he thinks he's thinking clearly he's like god I'll fuck her to death so I'll have to kill myself so she can move on like bruh mate what the fuck
Everyone in the story is just troubled and horny for sure, it's weird to see how popular this is, maybe because the target audience is just as troubled and horny.
It's probably very much the same as those store novels which run for like 700 books in a series that's just about some poor woman in the 1700s shagging some handsome muscular man on a boat or whatever 
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Date: 15-03-2022 21:33
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