GvcciGoddess wrote:
I have SO MANY crazy neighbor stories from when i lived at my moms place when i was a kid and teenager like it was wild
basically my mom lives in an apartment complex in a pretty “bad neighborhood” aka the shitty part of the community and ppl move in and out frequently so it was like a revolving door of crazy neighbors but heres some of the ones most memorable to me
the elderly siblings with major inbred vibes: this was in the early days when we were freshly moved in when i was about 6-8 years old. Most ppl would think they were a couple but they were actually brother and sister that lived together. They were like 60 and looked like they hadnt had a shower in decades and like they were the result of hillbilly inbreeding. The brother used to peep into the windows of any woman that lived on the first floor like a freak, like a woman had moved bc she got scared shitless when she saw him looking into her window in the middle of the night. They both smelled like death and their place was covered in cat piss and shit bc the sister was a crazy cat lady that sometimes stole random cats around the neighborhood.
and heres the best part, they had a plastic, blow up, kiddy pool in their backyard full of dirty brown water that smelled absolutely rotten. Why? Bc they would wash themselves in it. They would sit in it together naked and wash themselves. Never changing the water, they just bathed in their own filth for years in their backyard. I think one of them died and the other one moved after that
crazy micky: one of the very brief neighbors, i think he only lived there for a couple of months bc the police took him away. He was ANGRY. He would threaten and intimidate other residents, break locks, smashed all the windows in the laundry room and tried to sell drugs to the designated friendly alcoholic (more about this legend later) which was his downfall bc he snitched on him to the cops. Me and mom watched from our balcony when the cops came and arrested him and he shouted “U FUCKING FAGGOT SNITCH” to the alcoholic as he was put into the police car and he just responded with “yeah yeah have fun in jail” and me and my mom laughed so hard its still one of our inside jokes til this day <3
the friendly alcoholic: loved this dude. A lifelong junkie and alcoholic but a great guy. Overly social and fkn hilarious and always drunk. He lived there for years so he was around from when i was 9-19. he was friends with everyone like the whole apartment complex knew him cuz he talked to everyone he saw. He would leave booze bottles scattered around the yard but nobody rly cared. He went on a party trip with my mom and her bf once and he got so shitfaced drunk that they had to escort him to his apartment and the first thing he did was to whip his dick out and pissed all over the wall in his living room. Bless him. He went blind and completely isolated himself during the last years so nobody saw him anymore until he moved away to a hospital or something. I think he died. It was also revealed to me that he was my dads then-girlfriends brother when i was like 16 and i was shook like my dad was in a relationship with her for 11 years (basically my stepmom) so i guess he was basically like my uncle. Small world
mystery japanese trenchcoat guy: very brief neighbor. Like only a couple of weeks probably but i remember him bc he used to sit crouched down into a lil ball on the edge of the residental playground sandbox not moving for hours and not reacting to anything around him, always wearing a big beige trenchcoat and always barefoot with long hair. He would sit there in the exact same spot in the exact same position when i left for school in the morning and when i got home from school. Like thats all he would do all day long. I think he was meditating or something idk he had like ascended to another dimension or some shit cuz his mind was not in this world
THE ICONIC BADGER MAN: he lived there when we moved in and still lives there, we call him the badger man bc he claims to be hunted by super strength badgers that attack him and push him of his bike (oh yeah hes always riding his bike everywhere. U will see him riding around on a rusty old bike anytime u go to the local store or just walk around the neighborhood) obviously this isnt actually real. He makes up crazy stories all the time. Hes either schizophrenic or just a flat out compulsive liar. He also likes to leave his old vhs porn covers and magazines spread open on top of the trash cans in the trash room, cuz he thinks its funny and wants ppl to react to it and be like wtf. Badgers are his sworn enemies and he will casually warn my mom and her bf about them til this day. Those evil fkn badgers making him fall of his bike.
i have sooo many more stories from over the years, this is just a quick tip of the iceberg summary of my faves
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