Emmienem wrote: My friend asked me to stop singing “I’m a Believer”. I thought she was joking…But then I saw her face (just wanted to share this joke, don't give me the cr 💛)
This is perfect
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Emmienem wrote: My friend asked me to stop singing “I’m a Believer”. I thought she was joking…But then I saw her face (just wanted to share this joke, don't give me the cr 💛)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm gonna send you a friend req for this sorry
Aphrodite wrote: These jokes suck 😭😭😭 what are yall doing just google jokes or something
What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it? A waist of time. Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg? He’s all right now. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall.How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards. Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup! What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs. What did the bartender say to the drunk who walked into the bar with jumper cables around his neck? “You can stay but don’t try to start anything.” What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Aphrodite wrote: These jokes suck 😭😭😭 what are yall doing just google jokes or something
What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it? A waist of time. Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg? He’s all right now. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall.How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards. Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup! What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs. What did the bartender say to the drunk who walked into the bar with jumper cables around his neck? “You can stay but don’t try to start anything.” What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
I did it HHAHHAHAH i hope one of those works im broke