Kino wrote:Teabag wrote:
Also wtf please elaborate on that drunk man story what
ok so i was at this halloween party at my new friend’s house last year. i didnt really know a lot of people there so i just followed the same people around. then a friend saw a spider on a speaker and told me (she knew i love spiders) and i thought oh no i have to save it from being killed by anyone else that might spot it. so i picked it up and let it crawl on my hands for a good maybe 15 minutes. at some point this drunk guy that’d been around speaking to all the girls came over, sat behind me and proceeded to stroke my back (ew). he saw i was holding something and asked what it was. so i showed him. he freaked out when he realized and then stumbled over to find another victim. that spider saved me from a lot of anxiety. i eventually let it out and said goodbye little friend, have a good rest of your life. the end
Okay that was one good spider, but still fuck those lil bastards