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i was stuck upon my plate,
this just happened as i ate.
it was jam n cheese n goo,
couldnt think of what to do.
first i tried to smack it up,
hit it with my coffee cup.
didnt work out very well,
felt like it had diamond shell.
then i tried to bend it off,
very hard i started to cough.
put my foot down on the floor,
as i did, a voice from the door:
"sorry much is anyone there?
nevermind, im already here,
heard a bang just came to say,
omg are u okay!?"
i said "sure just little stuck,
didnt have the best of luck.
maybe you can help me out..."
he looked at me and started to shout:
"u really think i am that nice?
but sure, just let me name my price.
20 dollers on the number,
since u interrupt my slumber."
i said "wow u really sneaky.."
thinking wow this jam is squeaky.
"but okay ill give u twenty,
good thing i have money plenty."
he said "k" n turned around,
then i heard a creepy sound.
ants in hundreds waddled in,
he said okay lets begin.
then they covered my hole plate,
i said christ but was too late.
already they started to hum,
chewing it like bubblegum.
i thought ew n not much more,
please just leave me as before.
as i prayed this something fell,
what it was i couldnt tell.
then i woke up in his arms,
he was glad but i felt alarms.
let me go u goofy rat,
how could you have just done that?
he said "oh but its okay,
take a look down, is all ill say."
as i peaked i almost cried,
me foot wasnt gone nor was it fried!
it was clean n all alone,
the plate was off the ants were gone.
all thats left was him n me,
finally, my limb was free!
i said "thank you so so much,
now i can my dear sole touch.
here u go ur 20 bucks,
glad this day no longer sucks!"
he said "oh no dont you worry,
but im now in somewhat hurry.
keep ur money i dont care,
glad ur toes are all still thare."
my smile sank what did he mean,
was he not sure, my foot would be clean?
here im laughing in hes arms,
n he just jokes about my harms??
"please excuse u leave me be,
i am fine as you can see.
take ur bugs n dont come back,
my toes are not a freaking snack!"
he said "oh okay im gone,
i will leave you all alone.
dont go put ur feet in yucky,
next time might not be as lucky"
this just happened as i ate.
it was jam n cheese n goo,
couldnt think of what to do.
first i tried to smack it up,
hit it with my coffee cup.
didnt work out very well,
felt like it had diamond shell.
then i tried to bend it off,
very hard i started to cough.
put my foot down on the floor,
as i did, a voice from the door:
"sorry much is anyone there?
nevermind, im already here,
heard a bang just came to say,
omg are u okay!?"
i said "sure just little stuck,
didnt have the best of luck.
maybe you can help me out..."
he looked at me and started to shout:
"u really think i am that nice?
but sure, just let me name my price.
20 dollers on the number,
since u interrupt my slumber."
i said "wow u really sneaky.."
thinking wow this jam is squeaky.
"but okay ill give u twenty,
good thing i have money plenty."
he said "k" n turned around,
then i heard a creepy sound.
ants in hundreds waddled in,
he said okay lets begin.
then they covered my hole plate,
i said christ but was too late.
already they started to hum,
chewing it like bubblegum.
i thought ew n not much more,
please just leave me as before.
as i prayed this something fell,
what it was i couldnt tell.
then i woke up in his arms,
he was glad but i felt alarms.
let me go u goofy rat,
how could you have just done that?
he said "oh but its okay,
take a look down, is all ill say."
as i peaked i almost cried,
me foot wasnt gone nor was it fried!
it was clean n all alone,
the plate was off the ants were gone.
all thats left was him n me,
finally, my limb was free!
i said "thank you so so much,
now i can my dear sole touch.
here u go ur 20 bucks,
glad this day no longer sucks!"
he said "oh no dont you worry,
but im now in somewhat hurry.
keep ur money i dont care,
glad ur toes are all still thare."
my smile sank what did he mean,
was he not sure, my foot would be clean?
here im laughing in hes arms,
n he just jokes about my harms??
"please excuse u leave me be,
i am fine as you can see.
take ur bugs n dont come back,
my toes are not a freaking snack!"
he said "oh okay im gone,
i will leave you all alone.
dont go put ur feet in yucky,
next time might not be as lucky"
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