He also farts in his sleep when he's in my bed sometimes. Wakes up by the smell. Stares angry at me. Gag. Then leave.
I don't like dogs I'm sorry. This is just added to my list now.
Understandable. My dog acts more like a cat tho. He only comes when u do the ts-ts-ts sound and will fuck up your life if that's what he want's to do that day