GvcciGoddess wrote:
When i was like 14 and was taking a big shit i saw some blood spots on the toilet paper after i wiped and i called my dad hysterically crying and saying i probably had cancer and had to go to the hospital cuz i was “shitting blood” and he was like “sweetie ur not shitting blood ur asshole just ripped a little that happens sometimes” and thats the story of how i found out ur ass could rip thank u for coming to my ted talk