cobain wrote:
Me: *pours butter on the beef patties I'm making for lunch*
Lady: is that gingerbread cookies? They done?
Man: ARE YOU POURING MUSTARD ON GINGERBREAD COOKIES?!?!?!?
Me: its beef
Man: beep? I don't know what that is, I don't want beep
Lady: BEEF, have you never cooked?!
Man: what do you mean never cooked?!?!?!? What do you know about that?!?!?!
And then they started fighting about mustard on cookies even though it was neither
Working w old dementia patients is literally like being in a constant fever dream I feel kooky as hell