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DaddyIssues wrote:
I was on a date yesterday. I'm now scared that all hope is lost.
To start, I was invited over to eat some food and maybe watch a movie. Me (and my stupid ass) thought that meant that we both were gonna eat food. But NO. He ate leftovers and I had to sit there and watch him eat.
But the fun continues. He spent 15min explaining how youtube works and that you can search things on there. He showed me some train-videos as an example.
Our dialogue then went over to traveling. He said that the east-coast of Portugal is beautiful. I told him Portugal don't have an east-coast. He looked chocked and did like an "L"-motion with his finger and I told him that that is the west-coast. After he thought about if for a few seconds he agreed that it was indeed west. This would have been okay if you don't acknowledge the fact that he works as a pilot.
He was very excited to show me how static-electricity works too. He played with a pillow and the hairs on his arms for a good 5min and only stopped cause the candle stoped burning and he had to go and look at that instead.
I'm pretty sure he was a dog stuck in a persons body.
I was on a date yesterday. I'm now scared that all hope is lost.
To start, I was invited over to eat some food and maybe watch a movie. Me (and my stupid ass) thought that meant that we both were gonna eat food. But NO. He ate leftovers and I had to sit there and watch him eat.
But the fun continues. He spent 15min explaining how youtube works and that you can search things on there. He showed me some train-videos as an example.
Our dialogue then went over to traveling. He said that the east-coast of Portugal is beautiful. I told him Portugal don't have an east-coast. He looked chocked and did like an "L"-motion with his finger and I told him that that is the west-coast. After he thought about if for a few seconds he agreed that it was indeed west. This would have been okay if you don't acknowledge the fact that he works as a pilot.
He was very excited to show me how static-electricity works too. He played with a pillow and the hairs on his arms for a good 5min and only stopped cause the candle stoped burning and he had to go and look at that instead.
I'm pretty sure he was a dog stuck in a persons body.
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