hutsu wrote:
i can't with my mum, like she knows i have a bunch of adultery equipment and it's never been a secret (i've shown her my ropes etc because she was genuinely interested to know what i'm up to), and while packing up i ended up throwing a handful of rattan canes, leather whips and a flogger in the trunk because we were in a hurry. she thought it'd be hilarious to hang all of those under the stairs so that the handymen etc would see them coming in. why is my mum such a weirdo?