scoff wrote:
that everyone in the world that had eaten barilla pasta within the last 48 hours would get a really severe type of food poisoning
and in my dream i had ONLY eaten barilla pasta in the last 48 hours
so i panicked and was lie "what the fuck do i do?? can't get this thing"
then aliens came
and they poured shampoo down my throatÂ
i don't know why
then my bf somehow found money and bought us an apartment
the only problem??? it didn't have walls