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I used to be a substitute teacher and
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Barbarella wrote:
a waitress at the same time
and a lot of my students worked in the same restaurant as me
and one of my students told me (not at school, but in the kitchen) the kid who bullied him for being gay sent him dick pics
and I was like, "oh shit are you telling me this because you'd like my help?"
and he says to me
"oh, no, I've already blackmailed him out of $500, our moms go to church together"

gen z is ruthless and I'm fucking here for it.
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Date: 20-10-2021 15:37
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this has been a short story with Barbarella
I can tell another long story like the pizza wagon one later if I can find one that doesn't involve too many drugs
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Date: 20-10-2021 15:38
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GvcciGoddess wrote:
King
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okok wrote:
based fr
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GvcciGoddess wrote:
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this is the same kid who I jokingly said, "When are you graduating? so we can be friends!"
and I shit you not this boy goes "what makes you think I want to be your friend?"
and then fucking bursts out laughing 
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Date: 20-10-2021 15:39
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these kids are brutal and terrifying and they are handling life way better than I did at that age lol
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Date: 20-10-2021 15:40
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Barbarella wrote:
GvcciGoddess wrote:
King
this is the same kid who I jokingly said, "When are you graduating? so we can be friends!"
and I shit you not this boy goes "what makes you think I want to be your friend?"
and then fucking bursts out laughing 
pls i am crying 
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Date: 20-10-2021 15:40
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Barbarella wrote:
I do miss substitute teaching, my adhd-word vomit and private life got me fired.
probably for the best
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Date: 20-10-2021 15:43
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okok wrote:
Barbarella wrote:
GvcciGoddess wrote:
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this is the same kid who I jokingly said, "When are you graduating? so we can be friends!"
and I shit you not this boy goes "what makes you think I want to be your friend?"
and then fucking bursts out laughing 
pls i am crying 
my facebook memories are full of crazy shit teenagers have said to me 
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omg
Date: 20-10-2021 15:45
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Barbarella wrote:
They'd be like "this assignment makes me want to take a toaster bath"
and I'd have to explain to them the concept of "duty to report" and if they didn't want to see the school psych they'd have to fuckin' chill 
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"The holy trinity of kentucky is heroin, jesus, and Mitch McConnell"

a kid said this to me once 
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Barbarella wrote:
"The holy trinity of kentucky is heroin, jesus, and Mitch McConnell"

a kid said this to me once 
i want one of these for every state
Date: 20-10-2021 15:46
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Barbarella wrote:
One time I was substituting in a town I don't live in 
and this little yeehaw redneck boy was sitting in the back and he calls me over

and god this story is so much better if I can do the accents but I'm typing but here we go

He goes, "Hey, hey you, teach - c'mere I got a real important question."
so I go over there and this kid goes
"do you support my decision to get a mullet?"
hell yeah, I support it
"do you support my decision to perm said mullet?"
hell yeah kiddo, you do you, I dig that 90s wrestler mullet look
"but what if I wore my shorts realllll short too, like this" and he hiked his shorts up
and I'm like
yeah kiddo
get it
get that mullet and them cutoffs
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Date: 20-10-2021 15:47
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Tyr wrote:
lmaooo as he should!!!
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Barbarella wrote:
one time they kept just putting "lil" in front of different vegetable names and trying to convince me they were rappers
I fell for it
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Date: 20-10-2021 15:49
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