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Alam
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Alam wrote:
Has committed his first crime. I downloaded tinder and okcupid. YIKERS
Anyway, so far I have come to a few conclusions:
1. So many torsos. I don't want to speak to a torso. No one wants to speak to a torso. Half the guys here work out to shit, you're not special.
2. I look young. And I have a warped idea of age. People out here being like, my age, maybe a year or two older, sporting a full on beard this is fucked. I look like an actual child, I hope that doesn't attract too many creeps because my Gd.
3. People are beautiful. How cute.

So far I have been liked (?) twice on okcupid and 14 times on tinder. I have one match on tinder. He has djungelskog on his profile, which is just. So good. I have yet to message them but maybe I should, they were kind of cute and also djungelskog.

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DaddyIssues wrote:
I once was a naked man in his 40's on tinder take a full-body selfie infront of a mirror and the only thing that was.... covering him, was his black cat that he held up

Alam
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Alam wrote:

DaddyIssues wrote:
I once was a naked man in his 40's on tinder take a full-body selfie infront of a mirror and the only thing that was.... covering him, was his black cat that he held up

I hate that so much. That shouldn't be a problem for me though, I have it set to 18-22. Not that a 21 year old weirdo wouldn't do that but like. Eh.

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DaddyIssues wrote:

Alam wrote:

DaddyIssues wrote:
I once was a naked man in his 40's on tinder take a full-body selfie infront of a mirror and the only thing that was.... covering him, was his black cat that he held up

I hate that so much. That shouldn't be a problem for me though, I have it set to 18-22. Not that a 21 year old weirdo wouldn't do that but like. Eh.

had to find my screenshot. He was in his 30's apparently, but still

This is jump scare stuff man!

(I'll delete the pic in a short while)
x

Alam
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Alam wrote:

DaddyIssues wrote:

Alam wrote:

DaddyIssues wrote:
I once was a naked man in his 40's on tinder take a full-body selfie infront of a mirror and the only thing that was.... covering him, was his black cat that he held up

I hate that so much. That shouldn't be a problem for me though, I have it set to 18-22. Not that a 21 year old weirdo wouldn't do that but like. Eh.

had to find my screenshot. He was in his 30's apparently, but still

This is jump scare stuff man!

(I'll delete the pic in a short while)
x

Plssss no that's not as creepy as you made it sound. It's very weird but like, why does he seem friendly???😭😭😭
Also the look on that cat oh my Gd this is gold

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DaddyIssues wrote:

Alam wrote:

DaddyIssues wrote:

Alam wrote:
I hate that so much. That shouldn't be a problem for me though, I have it set to 18-22. Not that a 21 year old weirdo wouldn't do that but like. Eh.

had to find my screenshot. He was in his 30's apparently, but still

This is jump scare stuff man!

(I'll delete the pic in a short while)
x

Plssss no that's not as creepy as you made it sound. It's very weird but like, why does he seem friendly???😭😭😭
Also the look on that cat oh my Gd this is gold

Friendly?

Yea, that cat has been though some shit... Poor kitty cat

Alam
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Alam wrote:

DaddyIssues wrote:

Alam wrote:
I hate that so much. That shouldn't be a problem for me though, I have it set to 18-22. Not that a 21 year old weirdo wouldn't do that but like. Eh.

had to find my screenshot. He was in his 30's apparently, but still

This is jump scare stuff man!

(I'll delete the pic in a short while)
x

Plssss no that's not as creepy as you made it sound. It's very weird but like, why does he seem friendly???😭😭😭
Also the look on that cat oh my Gd this is gold

Pls pls pls this is so funny I can't
I mean yes, he's a creep, poor cat but this is so fucking funny that smile I WILL CRY

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kruspersille wrote:
NOOOO i wanted to see

Alam
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Alam wrote:

kruspersille wrote:
NOOOO i wanted to see

I'll send you on discord, I copied it to send to Sam because it made me laugh so much

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DaddyIssues wrote:

Alam wrote:

DaddyIssues wrote:
had to find my screenshot. He was in his 30's apparently, but still

This is jump scare stuff man!

(I'll delete the pic in a short while)
x

Plssss no that's not as creepy as you made it sound. It's very weird but like, why does he seem friendly???😭😭😭
Also the look on that cat oh my Gd this is gold

Pls pls pls this is so funny I can't
I mean yes, he's a creep, poor cat but this is so fucking funny that smile I WILL CRY

Yes, but THAT IS THE KIND OF GUYS THAT SUPERLIKE ME! That is the kind of men I attract. Men who gladly rub up on their cats naked and share it on apps cause "maybe a woman will see this and wish this pussy cat where hers"

Callum
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callum wrote:
tinder is sew much fun

just lots of matches sat there because ur both too stubborn to send the first message

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DaddyIssues wrote:

kruspersille wrote:
NOOOO i wanted to see

I don't care if it's here or not. I just don't want to be banned for such gore pictures

Alam
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Alam wrote:

DaddyIssues wrote:

Alam wrote:

Alam wrote:
Plssss no that's not as creepy as you made it sound. It's very weird but like, why does he seem friendly???😭😭😭
Also the look on that cat oh my Gd this is gold

Pls pls pls this is so funny I can't
I mean yes, he's a creep, poor cat but this is so fucking funny that smile I WILL CRY

Yes, but THAT IS THE KIND OF GUYS THAT SUPERLIKE ME! That is the kind of men I attract. Men who gladly rub up on their cats naked and share it on apps cause "maybe a woman will see this and wish this pussy cat where hers"

Did he say that? No I hate that so much I didn't think of it like that now it's not funny.
Pls though Apparently the guys I attract are all blurry! What have I done wrong😭 /j. Do you get it? Do you?

Alam
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Alam wrote:

callum wrote:
tinder is sew much fun

just lots of matches sat there because ur both too stubborn to send the first message

Just. Don't be stubborn then? Also people here are quite forward, I don't think this is gonna be too much of an issue for me. Hopefully.

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DaddyIssues wrote:

Alam wrote:

DaddyIssues wrote:

Alam wrote:
Pls pls pls this is so funny I can't
I mean yes, he's a creep, poor cat but this is so fucking funny that smile I WILL CRY

Yes, but THAT IS THE KIND OF GUYS THAT SUPERLIKE ME! That is the kind of men I attract. Men who gladly rub up on their cats naked and share it on apps cause "maybe a woman will see this and wish this pussy cat where hers"

Did he say that? No I hate that so much I didn't think of it like that now it's not funny.
Pls though Apparently the guys I attract are all blurry! What have I done wrong😭 /j. Do you get it? Do you?

I can sadly relate way to much to that 😭

Alam
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Alam wrote:

DaddyIssues wrote:

Alam wrote:

DaddyIssues wrote:
Yes, but THAT IS THE KIND OF GUYS THAT SUPERLIKE ME! That is the kind of men I attract. Men who gladly rub up on their cats naked and share it on apps cause "maybe a woman will see this and wish this pussy cat where hers"

Did he say that? No I hate that so much I didn't think of it like that now it's not funny.
Pls though Apparently the guys I attract are all blurry! What have I done wrong😭 /j. Do you get it? Do you?

I can sadly relate way to much to that 😭

Pls the audacity to hide that information behind a 40 shekel monthly fee is absolutely outrageous.