Maxwell wrote:
since my coworker told me her super secret abt her family that cud get her like physically hurt if the wrong ppl knew, I felt like omg bestie let us share secrets
bcus we were just cleaning in complete silence when she went "have u ever smoked weed" nd then the ball just kept rollin nd suddenly I was tellin her abt my coworker offering me coke at work party nd walkin on the highway at 6am in the mornin high nd drunk af w a man beyond the skies on coke lookin for a taxi nd duckin down evry once in a while to spy for the police
this story is so much more funnier when u kno who the ppl r but u guys wudnt kno that >:I but she was very entertained nd that was the end goal
I can never forget..
coworker: "eyo samuel, r u sleepy? u need a waker upper?"
me, content w bein eepy: "noo thanks, Im good :3"
coworker: "ait" *sounds of sniffin a long lina cola*
OH OH U MEAN. THAT KINDA WAKER UPPER.