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I almost died
Teabag
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Teabag wrote:
I saw the light flashing before my eyes when i got out of the shower just now. i saw a giant spider under my foot, almost stepping on it and me avoiding it almost made me fall, i could've hit my head on the toilet or the corner of the sink and bled out! Very scary.

But i didnt fall. And then i realized it was no spider. It was just the shadow of a loose thread of the boxers i was about to put on..


BUT I COULDVE DIED GUYS!
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Date: 13-10-2025 17:30
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Maxwell wrote:
If ur death ends up being caused by the shadow of ur own boxers then Im not coming to the funeral
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Date: 13-10-2025 17:59
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Solar wrote:
good thing u didnt overreact 🤍
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Date: 13-10-2025 18:37
Teabag
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Teabag wrote:
Maxwell wrote:
If ur death ends up being caused by the shadow of ur own boxers then Im not coming to the funeral
W H Y N O T ?! ToT
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Date: 13-10-2025 18:53
Teabag
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Teabag wrote:
Solar wrote:
good thing u didnt overreact 🤍
Right! Im so strong
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Date: 13-10-2025 18:54
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bexxi wrote:
Maxwell wrote:
If ur death ends up being caused by the shadow of ur own boxers then Im not coming to the funeral

i suppose if teabag died we wouldnt have known it wasnt a real spider because theere would be no one to confirm


i recently fell super badly in the bathroom. scary place to injure urself. thankfully i only injured my knee but i knocked my head on the washing machine and i just saw how it could have ended way worse and i was super lucky in the way i fell 
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Date: 13-10-2025 18:55
Teabag
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Teabag wrote:
bexxi wrote:
Maxwell wrote:
If ur death ends up being caused by the shadow of ur own boxers then Im not coming to the funeral

i suppose if teabag died we wouldnt have known it wasnt a real spider because theere would be no one to confirm


i recently fell super badly in the bathroom. scary place to injure urself. thankfully i only injured my knee but i knocked my head on the washing machine and i just saw how it could have ended way worse and i was super lucky in the way i fell 
If the spider wanna cooperate and stay after i died so mom could see us together and confirm,  that would be great


Omg that is hella scary! Thank god it was "only" the knee !
If i remember correctly my grandpa died that way, so i do panic lil extra for a milli second when i loose balance 
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Date: 13-10-2025 19:08
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bexxi wrote:
Teabag wrote:
bexxi wrote:
Maxwell wrote:
If ur death ends up being caused by the shadow of ur own boxers then Im not coming to the funeral

i suppose if teabag died we wouldnt have known it wasnt a real spider because theere would be no one to confirm


i recently fell super badly in the bathroom. scary place to injure urself. thankfully i only injured my knee but i knocked my head on the washing machine and i just saw how it could have ended way worse and i was super lucky in the way i fell 
If the spider wanna cooperate and stay after i died so mom could see us together and confirm,  that would be great


Omg that is hella scary! Thank god it was "only" the knee !
If i remember correctly my grandpa died that way, so i do panic lil extra for a milli second when i loose balance 
if i was the spider iw ould have stayed for a selfie with my victim and also id feel so proud to have felled a giant. id be a hero for other spiders who will celebrate me to vanquish a giant spider-squisher 

i didnt have feeling in the knee for like 3 months, its back now tho ... but that was scary and the ortho doc didnt care and just said "give it some time, its still swollen" after touching it for like 5 secs when i eventuall got to doctors like 2 months after i fell because iw as worried it wasnt really gettin better 
it still hurts a little and its been 5 months now  but now im too scared to go to doctors again and just ger dismissed gain because while it does still hurt a little it doesnt really keep me from going abt my day to day
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Date: 13-10-2025 19:12
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Azriel wrote:
Solar wrote:
good thing u didnt overreact 🤍
💀💀💀
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Date: 13-10-2025 19:20
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Azriel wrote:
Similar thing happened to me the other week I was walking home from the store and almost stepped on a bigass toad , avoided it but nearly fell instead
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Date: 13-10-2025 19:21
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