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December
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December wrote:
idk if i remember this correctly, but i think my mom told me this. when i bathed with my dad in the bathtub as a baby/little kid idk age, i think i called his peepee "korvrumpa" which translates to "sausagebutt" but i'm not sure if that's what mom told me but i think it was

Allie
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Allie wrote:

Limbs wrote:
my little brother (6yo at the time) asked me "when you die can i play minecraft on your computer?"

goals hahaha

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Yeah my former neighbors have two sweet children. Both of them are very smart. I was at their house a few weeks ago to have a goodbye dinner, since I moved now. I was talking with their oldest boy, he’s six years old. I said: ‘don’t mind me when I spill some food.’ He was like: ‘I never spill!’ So I responded: ‘welcome to my world then!’ So about five minutes later I didn’t spill my food, but he did. I said: ‘I thought you never spilled any food?’ He was like: ‘welcome to my world!!’

I really didn’t know what to say but it was so funny and cute! I really miss those neighbors ❤️

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Queen of Queens

Hennastii wrote:
when i was asked what i want to be when i grow up, i had answered "a surveillance camera"

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Bamboo wrote:
Oh boy, here's where working in kindergarten really pays off

1st kid: " Can you draw a tartell?"
2nd kid: " Its called chanterelle, silly..:"
They were talking about tarantulas

me: "okay, count to ten and I'll hide"
them, confidently: " 5...3...8...9...2...10"
very cute

Two kids asked me if I could THROW them down a hill

One morning when I arrived, one kid ran towards me all happy so I was expecting a hug
Then she proceeded to rip off her pants and diaper to show me that she pooped... lovely start on my day!

Another kid asked both me and my collegue for more food, everytime one of us had to help another kid. So each one of us thought he ate a normal portion, when in fact he had eaten double.. We found out when he threw it all up... (He was fine, no worries)

One kid asked me to help her collect mud water in a bucket, so I did
Then she suddenly turned the bucket upside down and poured it ALL in her mouth/face
This is why kids need three changes of clothes available in kindergarten, gahhh

One kid named two toy cars "mommy car" and "daddy car", but another kid came and stole the "mommy car" and buried it in sand... the first kid started screaming "you killed mommy" and crying
The way he said it just killed me

Honorable mention: all the kids that has thrown a tantrum when I tell them to NOT LICK THE FLOOR.... thanks

I realise that not all of these are comments/questions, but I mostly work with 0-2 year olds, and most of them cant talk yet haha
The tarantula one is from when I worked with 3-5y/o's tho

Also, I know I have more but I cant remember aaah
Alot happens during the day

Omygosh I love these kids❤️____❤️

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Cardboard wrote:

December wrote:
idk if i remember this correctly, but i think my mom told me this. when i bathed with my dad in the bathtub as a baby/little kid idk age, i think i called his peepee "korvrumpa" which translates to "sausagebutt" but i'm not sure if that's what mom told me but i think it was

lmao omg

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Oh by the way, who else thought there was a crocodile under their bed??

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mymble wrote:

Complicated wrote:
Oh by the way, who else thought there was a crocodile under their bed??

No, but I thought brødrene dal was under my bed ready to shoot my feet

these guys:

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I tough that you was only allowed to poop in your own hoe and that's were why I didn't sometimes poop in weeks as a kid

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Bamboo wrote:

Complicated wrote:
Oh by the way, who else thought there was a crocodile under their bed??

No, but I thought brødrene dal was under my bed ready to shoot my feet

these guys:

Nawhhhh that’s also scary

Apterygidae
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Apterygidae wrote:
When I was working at a kindergarten, a kid there thought I was the mom to one of the children I was looking after because we both had Asian appearance and they also asked how many children I had lol

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Gengar wrote:
last day I start playing with a 3 years old little girl.

she start asked me what were my piercing and if I can remove them

I didnt want to remove them in a public place bcz im an idiot and already know that I cant put them back in place so I told her that for remove them I need a special cream lmao

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International star

Flamink wrote:
my bf's youngest brother pulled my aside and asked ''are you two married'' with a very serious look on his face
so damn cute

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National star

scoff wrote:

Hennastii wrote:
when i was asked what i want to be when i grow up, i had answered "a surveillance camera"

Goals!

I had a friend whom, when asked what she wanted to be when she grew up, replied "a rock".

And my brother wanted to become the law. Not a cop, that is, but this thing:

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scoff wrote:
When I was around three and my brother roughly a year old, our mom told us to go watch Bolibompa while she cleaned the kitchen. Now, there were cartoons playing on Bolibompa, right? And I never liked cartoons, so I told my mom that "I've realized the majority of children like cartoons, but I don't" to which she replied "No, ALL kids like cartoons. You're weird" lmao