xbabyspiderz wrote:
i have a fail proof recipe:
1. walk past them while holding a glass of water
2. pretend not to see them even tho ur hyper aware that they in fact are sitting there lookin all cute
3. turn around to do a cool (dumb) hair flip and smoothly (awkwardly) say "oh i didnt see u there, hi"
4. as you're doing step 3, drop the glass of water so it breaks all over the floor
5. stand there as a moose in headlights and do not move an inch
6. watch them clean up the broken glass as you turn into a living tomato and cry silently on the inside
eventually just seduce them by looking like a tomato that started walking