Alfie wrote:ShinySeahorse wrote:
("are you a stove? cuz you're hot when you're turned on" )
(I just found something..
"When i first got my new oven, nothing was so special about it. It worked well, that was it. However, one night when i was really horny, my stove was right there and i wanted desperately to make love with it. Is it normal? And how should i approach having sex with her? Will i be going too fast with her?"
I hope you are happy now, darn)
(First class advice: