skeIeton wrote:ouch wrote:
This is boring I think yall need a smut scene
on it
ahem
rad terry does some sick parkour moves thru the woods, but eventually he loses track of time and gets lost
days pass or so it seems, he is hungry and thirsty
all hope seems lost
he falls to his knees and prays
"o lord, i am sorry for straying from ur path, but now in my hour of need u are the only one i can turn to, please save me"
there is no answer and a single tear falls down rad terry's cheek as he thinks all hope must be lost, but then he feels a soft hand on his cheek wiping the tear
he looks up
it's jesus
rad terry gasps "jesus u came to save me!"
"indeed i did my child" jesus smiles down at him
"jesus...were u always so increidbly ripped?" terry blushes as he notices jesus is topless and fucking shredded as hell "ur muscles look so hot"
"feel free to cop a feel" jesus winks
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