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Callum
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one of the tates has an itchy taint. i refuse to assist. 
Klavier
Minister of Pop



encrede wrote:
Klavier wrote:
encrede wrote:
while admiring my muscular toes i hear a strange noise from across the room. i look up, and see klavier flushed, head hanging down, obviously embarrassed... remembering the mcdonalds happy meal box in my bag, i gasp quietly. this could be my chance. i open my bag, eyes flicking over to the handsome blond, still looking shy. i swallow, collecting some courage, before standing up with my mcdonalds happy meal and walking over to the man. "um" i begin. "care for some pommes frites—ah, kartoffel...?" i stare awkwardly at him, eyes flicking down admiring his face. "i- i got them earlier but im not so hungry anymore..."i try to explain away my decision to share my kartoffel strips with him
my blue eyes shoot up, alarmed, at the sound of a voice, the embarrassment lingering on my features. i dumbly blink in response to the offer before coming to my senses, eyes drifting to the box. "ah.. d-danke.." i try to smile, my oil covered fingers reaching for the box. "i must say... i am not the most familiar with this type of american food..." i drift off, embarrassment once again finding its place in the rose tinted colour spreading across my cheeks.. "but thank you, herr... ach, forgive me, i don't believe you ever told me your name?" i grin, using an oily hand to push my hair behind my ear, suddenly finding my confidence once again
pushing my long blonde bangs to the side, i smile weakly at the german. i look down, toes curling in, shy. meeting his eyes again, i stutter. "um. tate, sir. tate langdon. um. herr klavier..." blue eyes widen at the sound of the name. "ah! sorry, for not clarifying, um . ive heard your stuff..." i bite my lip and break eye contact. god . i feel like a dumb teen acting like this. but those eyes...i cant act normally around him
"ah, natürlich, herr langdon." i tilt my head at the young man and flash perfectly white teeth at him.i know i am making him nervous and baby, i am enjoying every moment of it. "would you like me to sign something for you, hm? i always carry a marker with me," i said, shoving an oily hand into the back pocket of my incredibly tight black skinny jeans, covering my entire bottom in the golden, greasy substance
Private
Princess of Pop



iridiscencia wrote:
chad tate stares at the other tate. “im calling you a slur” he says
i gasp, stumbling backwards a few steps before catching my balance. "g-go ahead, tate..."
Klavier
Minister of Pop



iridiscencia wrote:
tate confidently goes up to the shivering, sweating german man, cold and wet like a freshly tinned haddock. “i heard that rumble” he says, smiling, “and i could smell those impressive feet a mile away” his own toes are like those of a greek god, showing muscular prowess that very few could boast to have. its clear that he has gone to the world-renowned muscle growth facility of herculean level beefcake snail M. lene, the global leader in toe strength (without steroids). a rigorous routine of toe-situps, foot restraint breaking exercises mimicing the performances of houdini, slovakian fire foot breathing and more has ensured that his feet are of the optimal physique that could surely catapult a spud into orbit. “more like spudnic”, he says out loud. how are the other contestants going to compete with this gargantuan god of taterhurling. it seems like a sisyphean task. nina west bites her lip while simultaneously worrying about the roof of the rented tent, as a tato thrown by tate could rip a hole in the space-time continuum, let alone the cheapest option at  rent-a-tent.com
die Kartoffel strip slips out of my mouth at the sound of the musky voice, and i once again find my face turning hot at the sight of the man who just walked up. who is this man... surely, it can't be...? nein, that's ridiculous.....
Private
Princess of Pop



Klavier wrote:
encrede wrote:
Klavier wrote:
my blue eyes shoot up, alarmed, at the sound of a voice, the embarrassment lingering on my features. i dumbly blink in response to the offer before coming to my senses, eyes drifting to the box. "ah.. d-danke.." i try to smile, my oil covered fingers reaching for the box. "i must say... i am not the most familiar with this type of american food..." i drift off, embarrassment once again finding its place in the rose tinted colour spreading across my cheeks.. "but thank you, herr... ach, forgive me, i don't believe you ever told me your name?" i grin, using an oily hand to push my hair behind my ear, suddenly finding my confidence once again
pushing my long blonde bangs to the side, i smile weakly at the german. i look down, toes curling in, shy. meeting his eyes again, i stutter. "um. tate, sir. tate langdon. um. herr klavier..." blue eyes widen at the sound of the name. "ah! sorry, for not clarifying, um . ive heard your stuff..." i bite my lip and break eye contact. god . i feel like a dumb teen acting like this. but those eyes...i cant act normally around him
"ah, natürlich, herr langdon." i tilt my head at the young man and flash perfectly white teeth at him.i know i am making him nervous and baby, i am enjoying every moment of it. "would you like me to sign something for you, hm? i always carry a marker with me," i said, shoving an oily hand into the back pocket of my incredibly tight black skinny jeans, covering my entire bottom in the golden, greasy substance
watching the man touch his behind.. hand slowly moving over the non-curvy surface, i blush. he knows he's got me. but two can play at this game. "why, thank you, herr klavier..." slowly pulling my long green sweater up over my stomach, i expose soft pale skin, the lines of my abdominal muscles catching the light. i wipe my oily hand over my stomach, my low rise ripped jeans showing a bit more than would be safe for work.. "please" i say, flexing my abs, now oiled up. " can you sign here...herr klavier...?"
Iridiscencia
National star



nina west coughs loudly, pointing towards the timer that has been hung up behind her. it is finally time for the first event of the potato throwing competition, the famed potato throwing itself. she has personally picked out only the ripest and most aerodynamic tubers available, to the point where they are practically exact in size, weight and shape. wouldnt want another run of that debacle last year where the competition was accused of riggory by silver finalist sonic the hedgehog, who vehemently opposed the results after his potato was shown to have a 22.5% trajectory difference to the winner potato (thrown by famed singer-songwriter lewis capaldi). the loss of scottish state funding to the event had been catastrophic.

the three judges shift in their seats. dan schneider is kitted with a 50x zoom canon camera for ”judging purposes”, supposedly. the other two judges, kathryn gibes and drachenlord awkwardly look in opposing corners of the room to avoid eye contact with anyone present. its time.
Klavier
Minister of Pop



encrede wrote:
Klavier wrote:
encrede wrote:
pushing my long blonde bangs to the side, i smile weakly at the german. i look down, toes curling in, shy. meeting his eyes again, i stutter. "um. tate, sir. tate langdon. um. herr klavier..." blue eyes widen at the sound of the name. "ah! sorry, for not clarifying, um . ive heard your stuff..." i bite my lip and break eye contact. god . i feel like a dumb teen acting like this. but those eyes...i cant act normally around him
"ah, natürlich, herr langdon." i tilt my head at the young man and flash perfectly white teeth at him.i know i am making him nervous and baby, i am enjoying every moment of it. "would you like me to sign something for you, hm? i always carry a marker with me," i said, shoving an oily hand into the back pocket of my incredibly tight black skinny jeans, covering my entire bottom in the golden, greasy substance
watching the man touch his behind.. hand slowly moving over the non-curvy surface, i blush. he knows he's got me. but two can play at this game. "why, thank you, herr klavier..." slowly pulling my long green sweater up over my stomach, i expose soft pale skin, the lines of my abdominal muscles catching the light. i wipe my oily hand over my stomach, my low rise ripped jeans showing a bit more than would be safe for work.. "please" i say, flexing my abs, now oiled up. " can you sign here...herr klavier...?"
"th-there??" i sputter, flustered, but i quickly regain my composure and my rockstar smile finds its way back onto my face, although perhaps a bit stilted this time. i pray the other man doesn't notice. my gaze lingers at his exposed pale stomach for a moment, and i must mentally remind myself that the man is undoubtedly awaiting a response. keeping my head titled slightly down, my grayish blue eyes turn back up to stare into those of the other man, which were of a deeper blue. "ja, of course. anything for a fan" i wink at him before slowly reaching my marker-holding hand, dripping in oil, down to meet the mans skin. "forgive me, herr langdon, i seem to be a little... greasy" i half-whisper in a sultry voice, focusing on perfecting the signature i had written so many times before. i must admit i am slightly out of practice as people tend to approach me less often these days. the oil from my hand drips down the marker, slightly smudging the 'N' at the end of my signature, and pooling above the hem of the pale blondes jeans
Iridiscencia
National star



“GET ON THE STARTING LINE IF YOU ARE GOING TO COMPETE !” nina west hollers out to the small crowd inside the tent, the yell echoing against the tent walls. 2/3 of the judges have already announced that they are leaving early, one has a court date and the health department just gave notice that the other one is too much of a health hazard to be around for any prolonged period of time. ill let you guess which one is which. dan schneider has instead offered to say for longer than scheduled, to inspect contestants feet for any cheating, which isnt a particularly inviting prospect either. she stares at the contestants, clearly distinguishable by how their oiled-up feet glisten in the studio lights. the potato throwing course lays ready in the middle of the tent.

sexy skull tate shrugs and gives klavier a knowing wink. “you may play hard to get, my slimy little german newt, but no one can refuse the incredible catapulting skills of my pēs. thats foot in latin. im also smart.” 
Private
Princess of Pop



Klavier wrote:
encrede wrote:
Klavier wrote:
"ah, natürlich, herr langdon." i tilt my head at the young man and flash perfectly white teeth at him.i know i am making him nervous and baby, i am enjoying every moment of it. "would you like me to sign something for you, hm? i always carry a marker with me," i said, shoving an oily hand into the back pocket of my incredibly tight black skinny jeans, covering my entire bottom in the golden, greasy substance
watching the man touch his behind.. hand slowly moving over the non-curvy surface, i blush. he knows he's got me. but two can play at this game. "why, thank you, herr klavier..." slowly pulling my long green sweater up over my stomach, i expose soft pale skin, the lines of my abdominal muscles catching the light. i wipe my oily hand over my stomach, my low rise ripped jeans showing a bit more than would be safe for work.. "please" i say, flexing my abs, now oiled up. " can you sign here...herr klavier...?"
"th-there??" i sputter, flustered, but i quickly regain my composure and my rockstar smile finds its way back onto my face, although perhaps a bit stilted this time. i pray the other man doesn't notice. my gaze lingers at his exposed pale stomach for a moment, and i must mentally remind myself that the man is undoubtedly awaiting a response. keeping my head titled slightly down, my grayish blue eyes turn back up to stare into those of the other man, which were of a deeper blue. "ja, of course. anything for a fan" i wink at him before slowly reaching my marker-holding hand, dripping in oil, down to meet the mans skin. "forgive me, herr langdon, i seem to be a little... greasy" i half-whisper in a sultry voice, focusing on perfecting the signature i had written so many times before. i must admit i am slightly out of practice as people tend to approach me less often these days. the oil from my hand drips down the marker, slightly smudging the 'N' at the end of my signature, and pooling above the hem of the pale blondes jeans
biting my bottom lip softly, i look down at the blonde locks falling over klaviers face as he bends down to reach my stomach. watching his delicate, soft-looking hands grasp the black marker, moving it smoothly over my skin, i almost shiver. i swallow. try to breathe, still holding up my sweater. my cheeks feel hot, and i hope he doesnt notice... as he finishes writing, we both startle at the sound of nina west yelling. i stumble a little, instinctively putting my hands out, splaying them out over the mans chest. "oh!" i gasp, hoping he wont get mad at me for getting grease over his expensive looking suit. "um," i start, feeling the other mans breath on my lips. "we should proably get going then...." we stare at each other in silence for a second before i finally manage to stand up, regrettably removing my hands from him and moving away, missing the proximity. "guten luck, herr klavier..."
Klavier
Minister of Pop



i can't help but gasp at the audacious comment. "was? 'slimy little'..." i furrow my brows, quickly flicking my tongue out to lick my glossy lips, and turn back to face the direction of fräulein wests horrid voice. if there's a competition, i'm going to give it my all, which unfortunately means i'll have to turn my attention back to my... enticing company just a bit later
i turn my head to gaze at the man sitting next to me, who seems startled by the bewigged beasts outburst, and i throw him a gentle smile. "viel glück to you as well, herr langdon".
Iridiscencia
National star



callum wrote:
one of the tates has an itchy taint. i refuse to assist. 
“youll regret this” tate says. “if a starchy tuber plummets through your bedroom window tonight, take it as a warning”
Iridiscencia
National star



nina west wobbles into place near the end of the starting line. a slick layer of grease has taken to covering the floor due to the oiled up contestants walking around (and bucketfuls of drool courtesy of schneider), rendering nina about as graceful as, well, a 6ft drag queen on a slip-and-slide. she raises her gun, kindly lended out by kathryns wrangler, towards the ceiling whilst the contestants get prepared, laying down on their backs and grasping their golden potatoes with their alluring toes. nina licks her lips, eager to get this party started. these potatoes are so going to be made into hashbrowns later. yum.

”three… two… one… put the toe in potato baby!!!!”
Klavier
Minister of Pop



with my toes tightly wrapped around the slicked up tater, i assume the tuber-tossing position. thankfully, other than my international fame as the lead in the worlds most famous law themed euro-rock band as well as being a veteran prosecutor, i am also well known for being quite... flexible. but the skin tight pants encasing my long, tanned legs, on the other hand, might evoke some complications. i stretch my legs back as far as i can without ripping the now oily seam of my soaked, greasy pants, and just as i'm about to toss this potato back to deutschland, i see a flash. i startle, turning my head just slightly to the side, and i choke on my breath. why, it's the most beautiful sight... to my right, not too far off, stands a mirror. turned at just the right angle, allowing me to get a welcome look at my own reflection and ach, i just cannot help but stare. i have never seen something so alluring, yet delicate... the sweat rolling down those fine cheekbones from the strain that comes with flinging spuds... i am speechless, dumbstruck. the potato falls out of my firm yet slippery grasp.
Klavier
Minister of Pop



im getting paid for this yes?
Klavier
Minister of Pop




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