This PHABULOUS cringe, submitted by the one and only Bonbloodyjour (Laura), made me laugh so much that I sort of choked on my spit and was about to puke like Justin Bieber did on stage once upon a time.

Let's give it up for Bonbloodyjour and her cringe!

"So as you know throughout the summer I volunteered near enough every day
and well, the assistant manager, let's call him CH, he is as fine as heck
so it's a Friday afternoon and the manager woman, it's her day off, so CH is in charge, and there is no other girls there
I sit down to price up some rugs, when I hear this rip sound
and you've guessed it, my jeans have ripped in the middle!!
thank goodness there was no customers there!! CH came over and was like "what's happened" so I had to tell him, and then I stood up and had to face him and ask "can you see the hole" while he stared at my butt
worst moment ever
sigh"

WELCOME, WELCOME! This is the first ever "#CRINGEWORTHY" article! Are you excited? I sure am! Ok, so we're all teens, or /young adults/ (whatever you prefer) and we've made MANY MANY MANY embarrassing mistakes in our life. 

So for those of you unaware of what a cringe is, let mama bear explain to ya.

I would insert a google/dictionary.com answer, but this is all it gives:

• an act of cringing.

Okay, sorry, thats not helpful.  
So I just decided to come up with
my own:

A cringe is an embarrassing moment where you blush and feel as though you're going to puke because of this really humiliating mistake you just...let happen. It's a moment that you can LOL at in the future.

For instance, if you examine the picture of Miley Cyrus, you could say that her hairstyle is totes #CRINGEWORTHY because come on, it's too spunky and -shivers-.
Even Heather agreed. No Miley, your hair does not have to look like Ken from Street Fighter's.



Ok, now lets get onto reading those fab cringes. I chose 5 cringes which really made me laugh my socks off. One entry managed to receive 10 credits and the other successful entries received 2000pd! There were many entries, and I would just like to say, if your cringe was not in this month's article, it may be featured in next months article! Don't you worry, I have them saved on my Documents lol (a)

ARIFA OUT. PEACE. (love and rubber gloves).

p.s thank you to FLORE our Layouter for making this PHABULOUS layout! YOU ROCK!

This cringe submitted by Felicity (Elly) grossed me out so much I laughed my socks off! The fact that she's such an innocent person added to the humour oh my gosh. I honestly could not stop laughing and gagging and I hope you experience this too after reading her cringe! 

Let's give it up for Felicity!

"Okay, this is gross and please don't judge me. :p For my uni course, we have to participate in research. I signed up for a study and had to go to a certain room to do the study. The researcher took my bag and made me sit at a table in this room and fill out a survey. She left the room and I had a really, really bad cold and I coughed up some of that gross greeny yellow stuff that gets in your throat when you are sick and usually I would use a tissue but this room was empty so I put it under the table, like some people do with chewing gum. After the experiment was over, the researcher told me that I was being observed the whole time through a two way mirror. :$:$:$"

Nothing is worse when you encounter another human in the private pee zone. Ailurophile (Daisy) submitted this cringe and when she did, I laughed so much that my reply to her consisted of many "omgz"s and "lol LOL lol"s. I could not breathe guys, I WAS LAUGHING TOO MUCH!

Give it up for Ailurophile and her toilet-rific, must-never-happen-again experience!

"It was in the 5th grade and I had to use the restroom. There were two restrooms (but only one toilet in each one, no stalls), one for boys, the other for girls. My class shared the two restrooms with the class right next to us. There was a sign on the door that was attached to a string, so I flipped the sign over so that it said 'Occupied'. There was no lock on the door so the only way you could tell that someone was in the restroom would be by seeing the light from the tiny slit underneath or reading the sign. I was still on the toilet when a girl in the other class opened the door and WALKED INTO the restroom without even noticing that there was another person present in the room. If I didn't scream then she probably would've sat on top of me. I was so embarrassed but thank goodness when I pee I don't pull my pants all the way down. I LEARNED THAT I CAN NEVER TRUST SIGNS and that I hate elementary restrooms. :-)"

This next cringe was fartacular. OliverSykes (Cassie) confesses an embarrassing #CRINGEWORTHY time when good things went bad! I was laughing hysterically at this cringe!

Let's hear about OliverSykes' embarrassing moment.

"One time in fifth grade, everyone was laughing and stuff. I was at a table with like super popular people and I was laughing so hard I farted really loud. I laughed it off for a while, then he had to go to art. We were standing outside the room waiting for the class before us to get out and people still hadn't shut up about it. After we got into art I started crying and had to tell the art teacher about it. Definitely not one of my best moments."

The irony and annoyance in this cringe submitted by Girlonfire (Bethany) made me cry while laughing. The fact that I could picture this cringe so vividly was just the cherry on the top!

It's time to hear Girlonfire's cringe!

"Okay, so a few years ago me and my family had gone to the seaside and on the way back I decided to watch Harry Potter on my portable DVD player.
However, my parents had stopped at the boating lake as my brother wanted us to walk around it. So, I turned off Harry Potter and being my usual short-tempered self, I was angry at them because I just wanted to watch Harry Potter.
So i got out of the car and we started walking (bearing in mind, this was Winter and the lake was frozen.) I didn't have my glasses on, and I thought the lake was a path. So I thought I'd walk away from my family and be alone, so I stepped on to the lake (or path, as I had originally thought) and fell straight through. 
Luckily, i'd not gone too far in and I was able to climb out of the lake and I then had to strip fully down in the car park in front of a bunch of strangers. Fun."