Juniper wrote:
Drink Me
This Alice In Wonderland inspired product is a great way to get rid of someone for good without actually killing them. For the small price of your soul, you can get a bottle of Drink Me and turn anyone into a speck of dust. Just one drop will shrink anyone to half their size. While it is reversible and possibly a great prank with the ingestion of the first 1-5 drops, 10-20 drops will make someone so small they just simply disappear, forever wandering but never found. For more information call me at 1800-666-666-6666.