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#humancheese2022

i have no lips, i get no kiss kiss 
(would be a frowny face, but again, i have no lips)

i do NOT want to canoodle my cousin, please stop thinking that

part time badass, full time unemployed, part time fanfic reader

pleathe pleathe pleathe give me money i promith i wont spend it on the thimth


all i said is that he was attractive and exactly my type, jeezus

president of the owen wilson hate club 


liam payne you better sleep with one eye open tonight