callum wrote:Delusion1111111 wrote:
once i had an afterparty at mine after we went clubbing n a lot of strangers ended up coming over which was like fine except there was this 1 rly weird guy. N then everyone left except for him so me n my flatmates were like 'we r so tired now its 8am do u mind going' n . He was sitting there w a BONER that we could all see being like 'no im not going' and then he started being like 'u have no empathy, no human decency or compassion' i was like bro.......then he started begging to sleep on my floor in my room next to my bed. then it got super weird he was like pacing around my room picking up my things n throwing them n he also started CRYING lmfao. eventually i was like 'im calling the police if u dnt go now' and he was like 'i suppose this is technically your house so i suppose i do technically have to go' . Anyway tht was the weirdest 'guest' ive ever had, learnt a BIG LESSON THAT NIGHT. honestly convinced he was like a sociopathic incel or something
he was pacing round the room, crying WITH a boner?
well this all happened over the space of like an hour or two so by the time he was pacing around i dnt think he still had a boner but he was getting teary even when he still had the boner LOL god the whole incident is just imprinted in my brain so clearly n i wish it wasnt >.>