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whydoiexist wrote:
“You probably have AIDs anyway!”
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:27
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Annie wrote:
Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

“Ebony, it’s not what you think!” Draco screamed sadly.

My friend B’loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )

“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Draco!” I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don’t know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I’m bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

“But I’m not going out with Draco anymore!” said Vampire.

“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:28
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wug wrote:
i almost know this story word for word : )
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:29
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whydoiexist wrote:
love how it goes she looks like this and that bla bla bla hermione was kidnapped and her parents are dead
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:30
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whydoiexist wrote:
Fibraecataphyllolotlum wrote:
i almost know this story word for word : )
thats concerning 
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:30
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wug wrote:
whydoiexist wrote:
Fibraecataphyllolotlum wrote:
i almost know this story word for word : )
thats concerning 
it's an iconic piece of internet history i've read it multiple times and have heard youtubers act the story multiple times, it's peak comedy. it never fails to cheer me up 
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:31
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kagura wrote:
Fibraecataphyllolotlum wrote:
i almost know this story word for word : )
who doesnt 
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:31
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Suchomimus wrote:
how did i never realise part of her name is dementia 😭
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:32
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Annie wrote:
I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Voldemort!

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.

“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

“Ebony.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Potter!”

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

“No, Voldemort!” I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.

“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!”

“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-[REDACTED] look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.

“Draco!” I said. “Hi!”

“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

“Are you okay?” I asked.

“No.” he answered.

“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.

“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:32
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wug wrote:
kagura wrote:
Fibraecataphyllolotlum wrote:
i almost know this story word for word : )
who doesnt 
noobs 
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:32
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wug wrote:
Fibraecataphyllolotlum wrote:
kagura wrote:
Fibraecataphyllolotlum wrote:
i almost know this story word for word : )
who doesnt 
noobs 
no wait, plebs 
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:32
Annie
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Annie wrote:
my question is are they walking back and making out tat the same time?
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:32
Annie
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Annie wrote:
Fibraecataphyllolotlum wrote:
Fibraecataphyllolotlum wrote:
kagura wrote:
who doesnt 
noobs 
no wait, plebs 
preps
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:32
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wug wrote:
Annie wrote:
my question is are they walking back and making out tat the same time?
yes
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:33
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wug wrote:
Annie wrote:
Fibraecataphyllolotlum wrote:
Fibraecataphyllolotlum wrote:
noobs 
no wait, plebs 
preps
all the early 00s terms, and posers 
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Date: 22-05-2022 17:33
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