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Yasu wrote:
MasileinDE wrote:
omg, this reminds me when I had a stomach bug at age 6 or so and because I puked in my bed, my mom laid me in her bed while she was getting my bed cleaned. She and my dad have very old beds, so they're single beds with their own matress and all, but they are meant to be pushed together? It's very typical for old beds where I'm from (and by old I mean like a solid 100 years old or sometimes even more). So I was lying on her side, which was closest to the bathroom and she kinda jokingly told me "You better don't puke in my bed". So me being the well behaved kid I was, when I felt the bile rise, I turned and tried to climb over my dad's bed and then run around the beds towards the bathroom. Couldn't even make it out of bed, the moment I turned over, I puked my guts out, all over his matress. So my mom comes running, because she heard me and she's like: What are you doing there? And I just reply: Didn't want to puke in your bed. To this day she tells my dad sometimes "well, she didn't puke in my bed, so I know where we both stand for her"
I never thought I would call someoned vomiting story cute but this made me smiling. Your parents sound awesome Yasu wrote:
I remember having a really bad diarrhea and watching olympics from my granmoms other tv (she had one in living room and another one at bedroom and I were at bathroom and I put the bedrooms television forward me) same time I pooped my organs out for about couple hours. Still the best diarrhea I have had even I have ibs and even that were 12 years ago
I remember having a really bad diarrhea and watching olympics from my granmoms other tv (she had one in living room and another one at bedroom and I were at bathroom and I put the bedrooms television forward me) same time I pooped my organs out for about couple hours. Still the best diarrhea I have had even I have ibs and even that were 12 years ago
omg, this reminds me when I had a stomach bug at age 6 or so and because I puked in my bed, my mom laid me in her bed while she was getting my bed cleaned. She and my dad have very old beds, so they're single beds with their own matress and all, but they are meant to be pushed together? It's very typical for old beds where I'm from (and by old I mean like a solid 100 years old or sometimes even more). So I was lying on her side, which was closest to the bathroom and she kinda jokingly told me "You better don't puke in my bed". So me being the well behaved kid I was, when I felt the bile rise, I turned and tried to climb over my dad's bed and then run around the beds towards the bathroom. Couldn't even make it out of bed, the moment I turned over, I puked my guts out, all over his matress. So my mom comes running, because she heard me and she's like: What are you doing there? And I just reply: Didn't want to puke in your bed.
To this day she tells my dad sometimes "well, she didn't puke in my bed, so I know where we both stand for her" there's always a first one
yeah, they are fun
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