Sylvan wrote:
Microwave instructions : please do not put objects on top or behind the microwave
My mum: puts 3 cookbooks, the newspaper and a plush bunny on top of the microwave, a magazine got shoved behind the newspaper because there is so much on top of it.
Also my mum: I did the dishes, please put them away for me, will ya?
The dishes: still a lot of food residue on the cake pans and pots, everything is sticky (how even does that happen??) and smells gross.
How did this woman manage to survive