Epoch's Kissmas Cringe
So, I'm pretty sure it was either last year or the year before. I was dating that guy Daniel, and by tht point it was sort of a tradition type thing we'd made up to go up to New York with his family. So we're in the car, and I'm suuuuuper excited because I'd gotten him this longboard (like a longer skate board) that he really wanted, as well as a few other little things if thought he would like. We get to New York, and we're already checked in at our hotel (we stayed for a few days), so we were free to walk around the city, as long as it isn't too far. So here we go, a fifteen year old girl and a sixteen year old guy, walking around New York city by ourselves, carrying around a good amount of cash. Already a bad situation. We walked around the shops together for a while, when we stopped by a little parade type thing that was going on, I think in Little Italy...yeah, we had just left this bakery I always go to when I'm up there. Okay. We're watching this parade in Little Italy, and there's music and dancing and plenty of food and Italians running around. Well, you know those Kiss Cam things? Where they point the camera at a couple and their faces come up on the big Jumbotron, and they're expected to kiss? They had one of those and they were watching enthusiastically. There were certain spots with mistletoe hanging, so I guess that's where they pointed the cameras. Anyway, so I'm standing with my boyfriend Dan, and, mind you, we OBVIOUSLY look like a couple. So suddenly, Dan taps me to look up, and I see my face on the screen. I blush at the nearest little thought of being the center of attention, so obviously I'm cherry red and trying to hide. Dan looked a little upset though, so I looked up to see what he was staring at. Next to my face on the screen was a guy's face, but it wasn't my boyfriend's...it was the guy sanding next to me! The guy was sort of staring at me like he was waiting, all whilst my bright red face is being filmed and everyone is laughing and cheering for us to go on and get it over with. I gripped onto Dan's arm so tightly my nails dug into him lol. Anyway, so I turn to the guy, and when he sees my face, he seemed a little guilty, but he didn't back away. So I tell him no quietly and politely, and then I have to repeat myself louder and a bit more irritated. By that point I'm more angry than embarrassed, so I turn away after giving him a few words. I pull Daniel behind me, not noticing the patch of ice, and slip and fall flat on my bum! On camera! By that point I was near tears, and to make it all worse, the guy I was supposed to kiss came over and helped me up, then told me to give him a kiss for his service. I walk away as the laughing stock of New York. The end.

Alenia's empty stocking!! (well she gets $2 eventually which is like £1.20 for all the british folks)
Okay, so when I was about 5 years old, I remember being in my living room, opening gifts, and I had a WHOLE boat load of gifts too. I remember talking to my friend on the phone about Santa... She told me what Santa got her in her stocking.... So, I go over to my stocking and look inside... THERE'S NOTHING THERE!

So, I sit there and throw a full out temper tamtrum to my friend about the fact Santa didn't come.... NOTHING ELSE mattered but the fact that Santa didn't come. Pretty sad right? Luckily my mom though fast enough and stuffed 2$ in my stocking to shut me up! What a Christmas!

HI GUYS, ITS ME ARIFA!



During Christmas we're bound to have a few slip ups here and there since we have a lot on our plate-literally. We try to stay away from things like getting the turkey stuck on our head, or labelling our presents right! Thanks to a few of you, I have managed to put together this #CRINGEWORTHY article about the times where we once upon a time would be crying from embarrassment, but now are looking at the situation in a funny way. totes hi lair!!

may i warn you, keep an oxygen tank near you because you may end of laughing so much you will lose your breath and wont be able to catch it again.
also, sittin on tha private pee zone aka the toilet would come in handy as you might pee yourself laughing, and lets not forget a cushioned landing if you're sitting on a chair because you might fall off the chair and start rolling on the floor, laughing of course!!

(btw i was joking. please do not take that stuff siriusly especially the oxygen tank because that is dangereux!!)



CHRISTMAS IS COMING UP! STAY CRINGE FREE! 


Well done to Epoch for having the winning cringe! A good amount of credits have been given. By good, I mean 25 credits uh HELLO. I suggest you participate next time. The other entries will be given 1000pd for participating!!

merry christmas
sort of!!!!
-A

Secret Santa goes wrong!
I remember our form class was doing Secret Santa for the first time and we wanted it to be special. There is a girl in my class who has got the same name as me and so when it was time to open the presents, I accidentally took hers and she took mine. Inside was a love letter from this boy who had her and I thought the boy was talking about me! The boy kept looking at the other girl and realized we had taken the wrong presents, but I was just in the fantasizing mood, imagining us together, i have got a wild imagination you see :3. Anyways, while i was about to open the other present, he quickly snatched it off me and said I opened the wrong present and there I was drooling over him! I was so embarrassed and people kept snickering at me because I got my hopes up. That was just the worst day ever!

Owlinfestation's Painful Christmas!
I was 12. Christmas eve we went to visit my Grandad because he had been rushed to hospital a few days before. In the car on the way home my mum said "remind me to get the meat out". When we got in I forgot to remind her and went to bed. I woke up quite early, about 8am and the first thing that ran through my head was 'get the meat out'! We had both forgotten, or so I thought. I ran down the stairs but managed to slip. Lifting my arm up to grab the banister and save myself from plummeting into the radiator, I tore the ligaments in my left collar bone area. So we ended up in A and E. But I got to see my Grandad on Christmas day which was a nice Christmas present for him. Even though I was still in my jammies with a cried out face.