It's Valentines Day and guess who doesn't have anything to do?! Me. So, if you're anything like me then hey, here are some games you can check out to fulfill the need for a lovey-dove day and let hilarity ensue.
Kitty Powers' is a hilarious take on a dating sim.
In this game you play a matchmaker, running our own business of making matches for the lonely losers of the Kitty Powers' world.
You help pick perfect matches and help guide your incompetent client through a date in hopes of getting the client a brand new lover to spend their life with.
The game is randomized with clients, some liking men, some liking women and some liking both and all the clients and potential dates come with goofy interests and jobs. It's a wonderful twist and break on the traditional otome type games that really focus on the romance portion.
This game focuses on making you laugh and showing you a good time by putting you in control while on the dates by progressing it with fun filled conversation and light mini games.
And with a very positive review on Steam by 360 people, where can you really go wrong with this laugh fest?
Kitty Powers' Matchmaker can be found and bought on Steam for $10.99 CAD ($7.95 USD / €7.05)
Congratulations! You are the first and only human ever to be accepted to the most prestigious school for pigeons, St. PigeoNation! The school is reserved for the best of the best ad most talented pigeons, so it's a miracle that you got in.
This game takes a hilarious twist on traditional dating sims by joking about it completely. Taking all seriousness out of the genre and giving it a satyric view by filling the game with pigeons instead of cute anime boys.
You play as a girl, you roam the halls of St. PigeoNation and look for love between classes. But the romance isn't the only thing you have to look forward to dealing with. You're also faced with biker gangs, battling demons and a political group insidious intentions that unfold as you play through each story chapter.
The game has over 3000 reviews on steam and has earned a very positive rating and gained massive following in Japan as a super popular game.
I almost want to try this game myself since it sounds like a hilarious and lovable train wreck of awesomeness.
Hatoful Boyfriend can be found and bought on Steam for $10.99 CAD ($7.95 USD / €7.05)
STOP! This game is not suitable for everyone since it does deal with sexual natures. Maybe not suitable for all the kiddiecoos in the audience. Play at your own discretion. Huniepop is a mix of genres, featuring light rpg styles presented like a visual novel but the games main game play features are a mix of puzzle and dating sim.
The game follows the main player as you start off as a complete, incompetent loser who couldn't get a date to save their life.
One night at a bar you meet a lovely lady named Kyu who just so happens to take somewhat of a liking for you... or more like pity for you. To your surprise, she shows up in your apartment in the middle of the night claiming she's a love fairy and she's going to turn you into a walking babe magnet. With her help you do become a babe magnet as you are challenged to date every girl in the town. The game features anime style art mixed with crude American style humor.
The game isn't for everyone but it has a slight charm and can be addicting to play since the games main game play function is a Candy Crush knock-off where you match tokens to achieve a high score and finish the date with a happy lady.
Huniepop can be found and bought on Steam for $10.99 CAD ($7.95 USD / €7.05). Play at your own discretion!