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eurovision 2022 |
Personal Ranking of Entries March 2022 1. Circus Mircus - Lock Me In (Georgia) Why? Because it's my cup of tea and it's different. It's not going to win but it doesn't matter because I like it. 2. Kalush Orchestra - Stefania (Ukraine) Why? The blend between the more traditional sound and the more modern one works very well and I like that a lot. Ignoring the ongoing conflict, that hasn't had any impact on what I think. 3. Alvan & Ahez - Fulenn (France) Why? I love the sound of it and I'm a massive fan of France sending a song in Breton it sounds very cool. 4. Sam Ryder - Space Man (United Kingdom) Why? Because despite my deep desire to slander the UK every year, the song is really nice. It doesn't feel very Eurovision-y but I can see myself listening to it for years so for that it's a success. 5. Monika Liu - Sentimentai (Lithuania) Why? There's just something about the vibe that I like, honestly no idea why. 6. LUM!X feat. Pia Maria - Halo (Austria) Why? Massive guilty pleasure will not elaborate. 7. Sigga, Beta & Elín - Með hækkandi sól (Iceland) Why? Calm and nice vibe, it just sounds very mysterious and nice idk. 8. Jérémie Makiese - Miss You (Belgium) Why? Unsure, there was just something about it. 9. LPS - DISKO (Slovenia) Why? Again, don't know why I just like the sound of it. 10. Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf A Banana (Norway) Why? The contest needs weird things, I'm going to get hives if there's like 20 ballads in a row it's boring no matter what. 11. WRS - Llámame (Romania) Why? It is so bad, it's horrible and I love it. 12. Konstrakta - In Corpore Sano (Serbia) Why? Mesmerising and different. 13. Malik Harris - Rockstars (Germany) Why? Nice voice. Otherwise bland but the voice is nice. 14. Rosa Linn - Snap (Armenia) Why? Don't remember, everything from here and down is just very bland tbh. Sounds Irish to me so it's unexpected like that. 15. Amanda Tenfjord - Die Together (Greece) Why? It's okay but it's not very Greece, it's obviously a Norwegian song the vibe is so clearly Nordic rather than Greek. 16. Stefan - Hope (Estonia) Why? It's alright but my brain has decided no. 17. Maro - Saudade, saudade (Portugal) Why? Disappointing that it isn't purely in Portuguese. 18. Andromache - Ela (Cyprus) Why? The way she sings Ela sounds so forced and weird to me idk. 19. Ronela Hajati - Sekret (Albania) Why? It's too messy to be ok. 20. Achille Lauro - Stripper (San Marino) Why? Different. 21. Ochman - River (Poland) Why? A bit boring ngl. 22. The Rasmus - Jezebel (Finland) Why? Honestly wish I liked it more but I don't. The only reason they won UMK is because they're already famous. Bess should've won. 23. Sheldon Riley - Not the Same (Australia) Why? He can sing but it's just a boring ballad innit. 24. Citi Zeni - Eat Your Salad (Latvia) Why? Some of the lyrics have to be altered due to the rules and idk, it's fun and all but I'm not going to listen to it outside the contest. 25. Nadir Rustamli - Fade To Black (Azerbaijan) Why? Bland. 26. Zdob și Zdub & Frații Advahov - Trenuletul (Moldova) Why? It's weird but it's.. nah. 27. We Are Domi - Lights Off (Czechia) Why? Very forgettable. 28. Marius Bear - Boys Do Cry (Switzerland) Why? Despite his voice it's just not worth listening to it's just very very very very boring. 29. Mia Dimsic - Guilty Pleasure (Croatia) Why? Nothing special. 30. Reddi - The Show (Denmark) Why? It's bad. The song doesn't know what it is supposed to be and the mishmash of genres is just dreadful and honestly Danish "rock" is just... not it. 31. Vladana - Breathe (Montenegro) Why? Boring. 32. Cornelia Jakobs - Hold Me Closer (Sweden) Why? Boring. 33. Brooke Scullion - That’s Rich (Ireland) Why? Lame. 34. Emma Muscat - I am What I am (Malta) Why? Bland. 35. Andrea - Circles (North Macedonia) Why? Forgettable. 36. Mahmood & BLANCO - Brividi (Italy) Why? It is boring and I don't care what other people thinks, I genuinely don't think Mahmood can sing. There is something about his voice that is very uncomfortable to me. It's like he is trapped in a glass bottle trying to sing from inside it and it's not working for me. 37. Chanel - SloMo (Spain) Why? It's a disgrace for music and I do not want to listen to it. 38. Intelligent Music Project - Intention (Bulgaria) Why? This is left blank on purpose. 39. S10 - De Diepte (The Netherlands) Why? It's in Dutch so I don't care about anything I refuse to listen to it she can take the disgusting fricative g and shut the fuck up. 40. Michael Ben David - I.M. (Israel) Why? Best described with one word: cringe. Obviously subject to change it's only March and some of it might grow on me and others might turn out to be worse than I initially thought. I'm not going to be fair on the Netherlands because Dutch is not a nice language at all the fricative g is torture. |